No New Notifications

Introduction the FRIENDSHIP. What's the problem with social media? Too many other people, not enough mortal peril, also what's this I hear about data stealing? No more! Introducing FRIENDSHIP, the revolutionary social media network from the minds behind the NNN. Features: — Completely on your device. No data is sent anywhere, we don't know how! — Add and remove friends to your beautifully animated ship. — Be warned! Each friend adds to the likelihood of your ship sinking, and then you'll have to start all over again! — Tired of a friend? Drag em into the water! Make some room! — All this plus several hilarious and unintentional bugs, promise hours of entertainment!