Office Master: Life Simulator

Life is one long argument. Win it with the snack machine. Office Master is a funny idle RPG where you grow up from a crawling baby to a grey-haired retiree, and win every conversation along the way with whatever the break-room vending machine drops. A rubber duck in Nursery. A foam dart blaster in High School. A golden briefcase on your first day at work. Wear it, out-talk your rivals, and climb through every chapter of life. Ready to live your best (and most argumentative) life? VEND GEAR THROUGH EVERY AGE OF LIFE Tap the vending machine and see what drops. Hats, glasses, lanyards, outfits, watches, bags, shoes and hand items go from Hand-me-down to Heirloom across 10 brand tiers and 280 items. Wear the better one, sell the rest, and upgrade your machine to unlock rarer drops. GROW UP, CHAPTER BY CHAPTER Pick your hero, give them a name, and live 11 chapters: Nursery, Kindergarten, Grade School, High School, University, First Job, Climbing the Ladder, Love & Wedding, Parenthood, the Midlife Rough Patch and the Golden Years. Your hero grows up on screen, and every birthday brings a new life stage. WIN EVERY CONVERSATION Paper airplanes, spitballs, confetti poppers and well-timed comebacks: battles play themselves while you build. Watch your Power climb, check the enemy's Power before a fight, and beat bosses like the Principal, Your Manager, the Mother-in-Law and the Tax Auditor. LEARN LIFE SKILLS Collect skills like Paper Planes, Reply All, Third Coffee and Mic Drop. Equip three, level them up, and let them fire on their own. GROW YOUR SKILL TREE Research hundreds of small permanent upgrades across Hustle, Wellness and Family & Hobbies: faster machines, better sell prices, stronger stats. ADOPT PETS AND COLLECT CARS Adopt 25 pets that follow you around and boost your stats. Spin the Dealership for 15 rides, from a kick scooter to a private jet, and roll into every argument in style. SIDE GIGS EVERY DAY Take on the Arcade, Night School, Dog Park, Science Fair and Car Wash. Each one pays the currency you need most. THE YEARBOOK Each season, earn signatures from stages and daily tasks to fill 50 tiers of rewards. Go Premium to triple them. KEEP EARNING WHILE YOU'RE AWAY Your Allowance (later your Salary, then your Pension) piles up in the mailbox while you're away. Come back and collect. FRANCHISE YOUR MACHINE Reach the top, then franchise your vending machine for massively stronger gear and start again on Hard Life. Office Master is free to play and includes optional in-app purchases. Life gets busy, so it plays great in short sessions and works offline. Start vending. Start winning. Start living.