PayPerPoop

PayPerPoop turns bathroom breaks into cold, hard stats. A live earnings estimate ticks while you sit, based on your salary. Calculator only, no payouts, no shame. Just math. WHAT YOU GET (FREE) • One-tap timer for your... ahem... sessions • Live earnings estimate that ticks while you sit • Multi-currency support (NOK, USD, EUR, GBP and more) • Add friends via a unique code and compete on a live leaderboard • Brand new design — clean, consistent, and built to last PRO VERSION (ONE-TIME) • Poop History — browse, edit, or delete past sessions • Streaks — see how many days in a row you've logged a session • Personal Records — your best session ever (longest, highest value) • Ad-free experience HOW IT WORKS • Enter your salary and weekly work hours (not shared or stored) • Choose your income type — hourly rate or fixed amount per session • Start the timer when you sit down, stop when you're done • Watch the estimate climb — and see how you stack up against friends PRIVACY • Salary and pay settings stay on your device • Leaderboards show what you've earned during sessions — your salary is never revealed • No bank connections, no cashouts — just math for laughs • We may collect minimal analytics and crash data to improve the app