Petty Revenge

Someone ate your leftovers. The sink has become a dish museum. The trash bag is now a structural engineering problem. Welcome to Petty Revenge: the Office of Minor Grievances. FILE A CASE Add a name or nickname and describe the everyday offense. Keep your list of minor grievances organized in one place. CONSIDER YOUR OPTIONS Get three suggestions matched to the type of grievance from a curated collection of playful responses, absurd bureaucracy, and petty comedy. No online AI service is needed. LET IT SIMMER Not feeling the suggestions? Return after the 12-hour refresh timer for another set. OR BE THE BIGGER PERSON Tap Forgive to close the case. We will try not to make a whole thing of your emotional growth. Cases are stored locally on your device. No account, ads, or in-app purchases. For entertainment—not a license to hurt, harass, damage property, or interfere with anyone’s safety. Keep the joke playful and know when to close the case.