Please Leave Me Alone Achievements
Total achievements: 20
Heavy Load
Fail the minigames and get a Game Over.
Down the Toilet
Fail the presentation and get fired.
Made It!
Beat the minigames and make it to the bathroom for the first time.
First Success!
Pass the presentation for the first time.
Ladder Climber
Pass every presentation.
Executive Suite
Get a perfect score on every presentation.
Slap Dasher
Unlock Run & Stunner in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).
Hostile Work Environment
Punch every single coworker in Run & Stunner.
Pitch Perfect
Unlock Hallway Pitch Party in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).
Under Par
Win Hallway Pitch Party with 4 or fewer projectiles.
Busted
Unlock Stall Buster in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).
Pro Buster
Beat Stall Buster with zero misses.
Schoolyard Champ
Unlock Rock, Paper, Scissors in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).
Near Miss
Win Rock, Paper, Scissors after losing the first round.
Stall Ninja
Unlock Perv Poker in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).
Master Assassin
Successfully poke the Perv 3 times in a row.
Neat & Tidy
Unlock Seat Wiper in arcade mode (beat it 3 times).
Better In Than Out
Win Seat Wiper after puking 3 times.
Destined for the Throne
Unlock all minigames in arcade mode.
Employee of the Year
Earn all other achievements.
