INFURIATINGLY FUN
Of course, the world's real political parties, beliefs, and issues are never so dichotomous and clean-cut…
Engage in a one-thumb political satire arcade game where you pick a side and grapple through an endless news cycle. Your actions bank votes for your chosen party in a live national tug-of-war, with every player contributing to a global scoreboard. Master the controls to survive the relentless news cycle.
1.0.3
August 4, 2026
SMOOTHER. That's the whole update. We went hunting for every stutter in the game and found the culprit hiding in the last place we looked: the sound effects. They were doing too much work inside a single frame, which is exactly why the game hitched right as your combo text popped up — the moment you least wanted it to. Fixed. Swings are clean now, even deep into a fast run. • Rebuilt the sound engine so effects can never interrupt a frame • Game rendering moved onto its own dedicated thread • No more hitch when multipliers, popups, or score text appear • Steadier frame rate from the first swing to the last Thanks to everyone who told us it felt choppy. You were right, and you were specific enough that we could actually find it. Now go swing. The scoreboard is waiting.
MorePoll Wars is a one-thumb political-satire arcade game where players pick a side (Red or Blue) and grapple through a news cycle to bank votes for their party. It features parody caricatures of public figures and a live national vote counter.
You play Poll Wars by holding your thumb to fire a grappling hook onto a news drone and swing. Releasing slingshots you forward, banking a vote. Chaining swings builds momentum to outrun the closing news cycle.
Yes, Poll Wars contains advertisements. As a free-to-play game, advertisements are part of the experience.
Yes, Poll Wars is free to play. There are no upfront costs to download or start playing the game.
Poll Wars is currently supported on iPhone devices. Further platform support may be added in future updates.
The latest version of Poll Wars is 1.0.3, last updated on August 4, 2026. Updates typically address bug fixes and potential new features.
Poll Wars has an age rating of 12+. This is due to its political satire content and potentially fast-paced gameplay.
Yes, you can defect anytime in Poll Wars. You have the option to switch sides and fight for the other team during gameplay.