MOGGED NO MORE 🔥💯
I used to get conversationmogged, but then I downloaded Pookie Tools to help me practice talking to females. Now with 5 hours of daily practice and a little bit of meth, I’ve become the kind of hawktuahpilled alphachad females can’t resist. Thanks Pookie!
This can't be real
I cannot believe that Hailey Welch, the hawk tuah chick is trying to get in the dating game. This can't be real, so I downloaded to see if it was. Can't use it without a subscription, so it just leads me to believe that this is just another money grabbing scam and trying to keep herself relevant. I'm glad I checked it out, just for laughs sake. This app will be promptly deleted.
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QUEEF ON THAT THANG 💨
I (F 70) downloaded this app after obtaining singleness after my husband died. Good riddance!!! 🤣🤣😇😇🥰🥰 I suffer from hemorrhoids and most men don’t wanna tap this ahh. 😱🍑💥 After downloading this app I got 6 sugar daddies in 5 weeks. I could possibly not be anymore grateful!! 😇🙏✝️ Now I be gettin all the huzz like my great great son says to me. It’s like a moth to a flame!! 🤣🤣🤣😱😱😱🥰🥰🥰✝️✝️❤️❤️🙏🙏🙏💦💦💦
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i just couldn’t stop spitting on that thang
the haw tuah rizz was too strong
Not worth it
It’s literally all AI powered, it’s not a dating help tool or a dating app. Absolutely nothing you can’t get for free from chat gpt, hawk tuah girl stealing money from everyone with this dumb idea. $5 a week for information I can get for free from chat gpt is insane, girlfriend. 😂 0/10, I DO NOT recommend. Don’t waste your money!
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HAWK TUAHHHHH
this app has ABSOLUTELY no big booty Latinas. Very disappointing. Do better Hawk Tuah. Anyways time to go outside and actually look for some. Bye!! Hawk to the TUAHHHHHHHHHHHH💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦
What is this!?!?
This app is offensive in so many ways and overall designed to fail. Everything is AI and produces the most useless questions. First of all why would you include a height detector that’s discriminatory and insulting towards a lot of people that’s basically saying “you’re not good enough and have no value as a human being merely because of your height.” Second of all what is this “Wealth Detective” thing for? Are you trying to help gold diggers do their dirty work? No stop! I won’t even go into the bald predictor. Anyways besides all the offensive things this app has to offer the other segments are useless as well it’s all AI suggestions that lead to nothing and nowhere over 0 stars this needs to be seriously revised or removed unacceptable.
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Another Haliey Welch classic
First she stole millions on the crypto rug pull, now she wants $5 from me for permission to use ChatGPT on her app. Was the stolen millions not enough?
sick and twisted
to be honest i downloaded this because i have a vendetta against all things hawk tuah and i wanted to test out the flirting and height detection on my girlfriend. i knew it was going to be bad but i can’t actually try them out because you have to pay????😭 and the only “benefit” it actually lists for the (mandatory) premium is AI tools… yeah i’m ill. as if we need more of those + anyone could just use chatGPT for free. on top of it all, the app is broken 😭😭😭 the buttons just don’t even work. this + her crypto scam is crazy
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Gon left me…
I-I… I was having trouble expressing my emotions to Gon freakazoid… and… *stutters some more, tears falling from my cold and dark mysterious eyes* this *shudders* woman, it… well it told me… *i sniffled* “well I’ll be darned! You’re one of those LGBTQ rodents aren’t ya!?” NO. NO HAILEY WELCH I AM *NOT* A FRUITROLLUP. *my heart aches and I hold it* well.. heh… that’s fine HAILEY. BUT WHY MAKE YOUR APP 69 DOLLARS A MONTH?! I SOLD MY HUNTER LICENSE TO AFFORD THIS APP FOR THR REST OF MY LIFE ONLY TO BE DISAPPOINTED BY THE QUALITY. MY SISTER DOESNT EVEN WANNA TALK TUAH ME AND SHE HAS NIGHTMARES ABOUT SKIBIDI TOILET AND HAWK TUAH SPIT ON THAT THANG. but fr guys she didn’t give me an answer is it fruity to spit on that thang.
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Do not like
How do I get a refund?
This is not a free app
Why would you call this a “free” app, when the min you open the app, the first thing that pops up is a subscription with no free option.
Dear Mrs Talk Tuah girl
You’re going Tuah Jail.
Amazing!
This app is thoroughly outstanding and I quite like the talk tuah podcast perpetuate on Hailey Welch I even own a hawk tuah flag with great joy I give it 5 hawks out of tuah
Doesn’t even let you try it.
Requires subscription. No trials? Yeah right.
Hailey Welch my savior
Hello everyone. I am a 89 year old man with severe drinking issues and balding issues. This is an actually a misdiagnosis. My wife left me because I would prioritize talk tuah over our 5 infants. She took my life savings, 401k and all the children. I spent my last dollars on this app and it’s the best decision I’ve ever made.
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It saved my life
I just fricken love talk tuah!!!!! i was on the verge of killing myself then my good friend Mike Hawk showed me this app! I was able to rizz up all the huzz from the advice given to me by hailey walsh ai bot!!!
:( sad tuah
The app made me gay
Bombarast!
This app isn’t up tuah my liking, why I gotta pay to get on!?! Money grab from Hawk Tuah girl
Bumbarast
I did not get any hawk tuah after downloading this app and i am very dissatisfied and think that this app should be deleted
