Princess Farmer User Reviews

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So dull.

Not much to it.

Good

I like it

Love it

Slay queen!Its so nice and love the graphics,

It won’t stop crashing!

As soon as I open the gameA crash happens and I can’t get to stop look this is coming from a 10 year old. all I wanna do is play the gameI don’t even get a taste of it before it stops working and nothing happens and sent back to my home screen so if you can fix this do it!

Genuinely a great, cute game

I love the lgbtqia+ representation here, as well as the concept and how it’s built, controls are not bad as people make it to be, I think they are great and solid. The game is fairly short but perfectly long enough to be enjoyable, the story is fantastic, as well as the characters. Everything about this game was magnificent to me. And honestly, I hope we get more Princess Farmer someday in the future.
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What on earth are these controls?

I could see it being a controller based game maybe if I could play it. But just trying to navigate the first screen to get the game to begin was excruciating… it looks like you should be able to tap where you want to move but you can’t and there’s no text to explain. Then you get to the vegetables and… again, you’re missing crucial tutorial text or some basic run down of the controls. Something. It’s not intuitive enough for me to figure out how the game wants me to move and it won’t tell me. Please consider actually making a tutorial that is more cut and dry. Literally I managed to get to the first scene, put a carrot down, and couldn’t figure out how to get back to the garden. It’s frustrating, which is the opposite of what I want in a game.
It looks super cute but this format is too unfriendly.
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Who’s that interrupting my farming? It’s u

I like that the game collects no data.
But the “Who’s that lesbian?” Forced segment of the game is really strange and unnecessary??

I just wanted to be a princess farmer. Why is sexuality an interlude in my farming life? I’m a working women w no time to date come on game get cultured.

Keeps crashing. Won't even start

I'm on an older iPad, updated to its maximum iOS version and release. I think it's a 5th generation. When I try to run this game, I get a splash of Princess Farmer, an animation of white thorn games, an animation of samobee, a longish purple screen, cottage shoppe, and a crash. The game simply goes away. It's still in the background, and does the same thing if I start it again.

It sounds like a cute game, but I simply cannot get it to work.
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Controls too hard to get used to

I started playing this game and really loved the characters and world. But when the puzzles started getting harder I found myself stumbling with the controls. It may be because my phone is smaller but I had a very hard time and uninstalled it soon after.

Doesn't even start

I'm on a 5th generation iPad with the most-recent version of iOS. This game displays the White Thorn and Samobee screens. It displays a screen for a shop. And crashes.

Won’t start

Same problem as Valerie Gryphon . I have the same tablet also , and would really like to play the game , Please fix!

Looks super cute but keeps crashing

It’s such a cute and fun idea but i can’t even open it. The graphics and stuff probably won’t work on a device with low storage space, still rlly good tho%!

Unique and fun

Very cute and charming game. Great background music. Loading issues must have been patched.

A cute and fun puzzle game

It’s a unique take on a match 3 game with cute pixel art and characters and an interesting story. Ignore those triggered snowflake conservatives in the reviews, they’re just mad because it contains the word lesbian. Give it a shot if you like casual puzzle games and cute bunny girls.

Can't get started....

This sounds like a really nice game, and a great way to honor Pride for people of all ages. Unfortunately, I can't get out to work. It displays the Whitethorn splash video followed by the Samobee video. Some time later, it shows the cottage shoppe graphic. Yesterday, it would wait for me to touch the screen or for several seconds to pass before crashing. Today, after the update, it crashes about a second after displaying the cottage shoppe graphic. I'm on an iPad 5th generation iPad now running 16.5.1.

I really want to play this!
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Amazing ❤️

I love pixel art and I absolutely ADORE this game’s art style!! It’s just like eye candy for me! The storyline is adorable and the characters are soooo cute! 10/10

((LETS GO LESBIANS 💪🎉👭))

Please work on, keeps freezing!

I’ve tried this app twice now and it keeps freezing and Won’t START! Please fix!

Game

I think I would like the game if it would load but it would not work so sorry

Really cute but one problem

I think the age rating should be higher, because of the sexual orientation stuff.

Trash

Ages 4 and up? So Wrong!