I had problems, i had issues, i was lonely, depressed, and longing for a dog. I decided to go to therapy about it and talk away so i could have a good life. My smart therapist told me i should download pushin p. Being a good citizen, i did, and i started pushin p. From the minute i started, i could not stop. I left the office to go home because all my problems were solved. On the way to my car, i pushed a wandering pedestrian into a bus. The grandmother of that pedestrian was calling me cady heron. I decided to go on with my life and go to my car. While i was still pushin p, i crashed into a group of first graders on a field trip. I kept going, until i drove off a cliff and plumeted 80,000 feet. While my body was Decappatated, my pointer finger was still intact. The cops came to find me and found my dead body, but my pointer finger still pushin p. By the time i was burried, i pushed 958,345,633,456 p's and counting because they put a phone in my coffin to let me push p's forever. They say, by my grave, you could still hear the click it makes every time you push a p.
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