Pyro: Roast Master

Get roasted by Pyro, the angriest little fire in your phone. Snap a selfie, send a pic of your friend, or type out your latest questionable decision. Pyro reads it, rolls his eyes, and burns it to the ground with a custom AI roast built to be screenshotted. HOW IT WORKS 1. Send a photo or describe a situation 2. Pick your heat: Mild, Medium or Savage 3. Watch Pyro react live, then share the damage WHY PEOPLE KEEP COMING BACK • Roast me mode: selfies, outfits, fits, rooms, haircuts. The fit, the vibe, the lighting. Nothing is safe. • Roast your friends: drop a pic of your bestie and let Pyro do the talking. • Pick your heat: Mild keeps it playful, Medium stings, Savage is your funeral. • Talk back: argue, defend yourself, try a comeback. He keeps going. He always wins. • A mascot with a temper: every roast lands with a live reaction, from smug laughs to full-on explosions. • Share the damage: long-press any roast to turn it into a ready-to-post card for your story, group chat or feed. • Every roast, saved: come back, reread, re-share. The burns keep. • Roasts in 20 languages, with the local slang to match. FUNNY, NOT CRUEL Pyro roasts your choices, never who you are. Fits, habits, decisions: fair game. Identity: off limits. Try to weaponize him against someone and he'll turn around and roast you instead. No sign-up needed, and your photos are never used to train AI. PERFECT FOR • A funny roast of your selfie before you post it • Settling "rate my outfit" debates in the group chat • Birthday roasts, prank roasts, and friendly revenge • Anyone who thinks they can't be roasted (they can) PYRO PRO Try Pyro free every day. Upgrade to Pyro Pro for unlimited roasts and endless back-and-forth chat. Payment is charged to your Apple ID at confirmation of purchase. Subscriptions renew automatically unless cancelled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Manage or cancel anytime in your App Store account settings. Terms of Use: https://pyro.thunder.red/terms/ Privacy Policy: https://pyro.thunder.red/privacy/ Roasts are AI-generated comedy, not facts. Stand back. He's gonna blow.