Resume Roast: Funny CV Prank

Your résumé walks in confident. It leaves in pieces. CVPrank is the AI that roasts your résumé to filth, or hypes you up like your biggest fan. Either way you get a shareable image built for the group chat. This is NOT a career tool. It gives zero useful advice. It exists purely to make you (and your friends) laugh. PICK YOUR POISON ROAST ME Savage, unhinged, brutally funny. Every buzzword, every "passionate about," every three-font disaster. All of it, exposed. HYPE ME Delusional confidence mode. Turns your average CV into "future CEO, hire immediately" energy Slide the intensity from Gentle to Savage (or Supportive to Legendary). You control the damage. HOW IT WORKS 1. Upload your résumé: PDF, photo, or snap it with the camera. 2. Pick Roast or Hype and set the tone. 3. Get your verdict as an image. Save it. Share it. Ruin a friendship. WHY PEOPLE CAN'T STOP Instant AI roasts & hypes. New one every time. Made to screenshot and share Roast your friends' CVs (with love) Save every verdict to your private gallery Works on any résumé, any job, any disaster To roast or hype your résumé, you’ll need a PRO subscription. CVPrank Pro unlocks unlimited roasts and hypes, every intensity tone, and full-quality images to save and share. Subscriptions will automatically renew unless canceled at least one day before the renewal date. Payment will be charged to your Apple ID account at the confirmation of purchase. You can manage and cancel your subscription by going to your account settings in the App Store. For more information: Privacy Policy - https://tahakutlukarakoc.vercel.app/resume-roaster-hyper-privacy.html Terms of Use - https://tahakutlukarakoc.vercel.app/resume-roaster-hyper-terms-of-use.html EULA - https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/