Riv: Chat analyzer

your texts already know you. riv just reads them. upload a conversation from WhatsApp, Instagram DMs, or Messenger - and riv, the otter oracle, tells you what's actually going on beneath the surface. not who you think you are. who you actually are, in the group chat at 2am. what riv sees in your chats: personality archetypes - are you The Campfire (the emotional glue) or The Phantom (vanishes, reappears, somehow still essential)? one archetype per person, backed by evidence from your actual messages. personality scales - initiative, emotional depth, response speed, humor. all participants on the same bar so you can see exactly where you land relative to each other. vibe map - a plot of warmth vs. energy. are you in sync, or total opposites? MBTI profiles - four-letter type with axis scores derived from how you actually text, not a quiz you answered as your ideal self. attachment styles & love languages - anxiety vs. avoidance, love language breakdown per person. badges - Ghost & Return, Simp, Essayist, NPC, Panic Texter, Night Owl, The Closer... 20+ badges awarded based on your real patterns. inside references - riv surfaces your shared vocabulary and cryptic in-jokes. ("the cucumber incident." you know what you did.) relationship archetype - one name for the whole dynamic. "The Late Night Philosophers." "Chaotic Support Group." yours will be different. how it works 1) export your chat from WhatsApp, Instagram, or Messenger 2) upload to riv 3) get a full AI-powered analysis of communication style, relationship dynamics, and personality patterns. riv reads the whole conversation, not just a snippet. every analysis generates a shareable card: archetypes, vibe map, badges, inside jokes, and a teaser of the full report. share it back into the chat you analyzed. watch the whole group riot. your texts don't lie. download riv and find out what your chats say about you. Privacy Policy: https://getriv.fun/privacy Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/