The Roast Changes Daily
I like that the wake-up lines do not feel completely repetitive. One morning it teased me about my snooze button, and another called out my dramatic bedtime routine. That variety keeps me from tuning it out.
Aahmed_victorinal
A Little Mean, Very Useful
Some of the jokes are definitely meaner than I expected, but that is also why they work. I normally bargain with every alarm, while this one makes me laugh and move before I can hit snooze.
DDunham_Naglef
Works Better Than Music
Music alarms never worked because I would hear them in my dreams. A spoken roast is much harder to ignore. It is weirdly effective, especially when I am tired after a late shift.
AAlyseEspositos
