Think you're funny? Prove it. Roast My NPC is a fast-paced quiz game where annoying NPCs challenge you with ridiculous statements — and you have to pick the most savage comeback before time runs out. HOW TO PLAY - An NPC appears and says something absurd - Choose 1 of 3 replies — only one is the ultimate roast - Answer fast! The timer is ticking - Build your streak, defeat NPCs, earn your title 8 RIDICULOUS NPC TYPES - Toxic Boss who thinks lunch breaks are for losers - Conspiracy Guy who did his "own research" - Drama Friend who is "literally shaking right now" - Internet Troll with nothing but ratio energy - Fake Motivational Guru selling vibes for $999 - And rare NPCs: Crypto Bro, German Bureaucrat, Internet Philosopher 300+ UNIQUE DIALOGUES Every round is different. Sharp writing, internet humor, and comebacks you'll wish you thought of first. FEATURES - Lightning-fast gameplay (30-90 second sessions) - Streak system with SAVAGE MODE at 20 - Difficulty scales as you improve - Share your best roasts on social media - Haptic feedback & sound effects - No signup required — just play Can you defeat all the NPCs?