RoastLab

Turn any toast, birthday, or send-off into a themed roast, written privately on your iPhone. RoastLab Pro is a subscription with a free 3-day trial. RoastLab writes themed roast sets for office farewells, best-man toasts, birthday burns, retirement send-offs, and friend ribs, entirely on your iPhone. Nothing leaves this device. We never see who you're roasting. ON-DEVICE, ALWAYS RoastLab runs Apple Intelligence locally via Apple Foundation Models. No servers, no analytics, no tracking. Type a subject, pick a theme, dial the tone, and your roast set generates without a network round-trip. Available on iPhone with Apple Intelligence on iOS 26.0 or later. CHOOSE THE ROOM Six themed rooms: Office Life · Best Man Toast · Retirement · Birthday Roast · Friend Roast · Generic. Each room shapes the punchline beats while a comedy-safe system prompt keeps the lines comedic, never hateful, never defamatory. SET THE EDGE Three-detent tone slider: Light · Mid · Spicy. Slider clamps below hateful. You stay in control of the temperature. THE STAGE POSTER Every set renders as a stage-poster card with one punchline highlighted in spotlight amber. Tap Save to add to Favorites. Tap Share to export as a polished image to the apps you already use. High-volume on-device roasts RoastLab Pro Weekly ($2.99/wk) includes a 3-day free trial. RoastLab Pro Yearly ($19.99/yr) is built for longer-term use. Both tiers unlock high-volume comedic roasts under daily/weekly/monthly caps of 100/200/500 generations (Apple 3.1.1 disclosure). PRIVACY IS THE PRODUCT - Zero servers. Zero analytics. Zero tracking. - No account. No sign-in. No email collected. - No photo input. No public-figure picker. Free-text subject only. - AI-generated content. Use responsibly. RoastLab is comedic content for adult workplace humor (13+). Do not roast people without their consent. REQUIRES iPhone with Apple Intelligence on iOS 26.0 or later for the on-device comedy engine. iOS 17.0+ supported with a deterministic curated-line fallback. SUBSCRIPTION TERMS Subscription auto-renews unless canceled at least 24 hours before the end of the current period. Manage and cancel in your Apple ID account settings. The 3-day free trial automatically converts to the paid weekly tier unless canceled before the trial ends. Terms of Use (EULA): https://www.apple.com/legal/internet-services/itunes/dev/stdeula/ Privacy Policy: https://bonega.ai/roastlab/privacy Terms of Use: https://bonega.ai/roastlab/terms Support: contact@clashware.com