game knows ur location
Ad…
Ads.
😀🔫
Lasts a couple hours tops
Would give zero stars if I could
0 stars.
TOO MANY ADS
Cheeks
Mixed reviews
Forced ads mid-game
Also after each ad, the game lags until restarted…
Fun but too many ads.
Good idea terrible game
Very fun and addictive game but…
Ads are everywhere in this game and that’s its only problem.
The same problem as too many others
2. Incessant ads
3. Moving, hence distracting ads at the bottom of the screen
5. WTF‽ Gameplay?
6. No inkling as to how to play, but …
7. I suppose the game plays itself
I write some reviews so I won't bother with an app again. With scores of games available, I guess this developer reasoned it's pointless to build an app and have it rise to the top, but bobbing around the bottom is sufficient.
I doubt I have to explain to users why the first 3 issues ruin any iPad app, but developers don't know or don't care. Or- maybe the ad revenue from my 10 minutes “using” the app is enough. The final 3 items are for non-gamers like me. I don't open a game or many other apps and spontaneously understand what to do, but I try. First, I open the settings and turn the music off since I want to listen to my own music. I have to play my music through my iPhone, though, since, IME, if music is on an app, it precludes anything else from playing. Absurd, right?
In Settings, I look for information about how to play. Nothing? I go back to the game, watch, and fiddle around. What are those stars? What are they doing? What are those things I can buy every 20 seconds after the game planted the seed and the plant grew- while I did nothing? Why is “No Thanks” greyed out and half-hidden?*
Some games tell me what to do and are playable, but also some, usually RPGs, seem to have have actions that don't do what they ought to do, AFAICT. If I were an antagonistic, bellicose, contentious reviewer, I believe I’d leave reviews for games I can't figure out asserting they’re fake games, the developers fraudsters, favorable reviews as paid, and shame on Apple for permitting this trash in the store. Instead, the situation is probably more mundane. I don't think like the developers, and I don't have much experience in how games are played. I don't mean I don't understand the point. I don't understand the mechanics of what is likely blindingly transparent to game developers and players. It's a shame, isn’t it?
*I know that one.
