RUVNA IS NOT TO BE TRUSTED❤️💔😭🍟😋🙂😋👍😔🦄🦄😔🍟😋🍟😁😭👍😋👍🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄
Ruvna had always been a little mischievous, but one day, things went way too far.
First, Ruvna ate the last slice of pizza and blamed it on the dog. The dog couldn't even defend itself.
Then, Ruvna borrowed someone's favorite hoodie and "forgot" to give it back. Weeks later, they were still wearing it.
At school, Ruvna switched everyone's pencils with tiny pieces of spaghetti just to watch everyone get confused. When the teacher asked who did it, Ruvna looked completely innocent.
But that wasn't the worst of it.
Ruvna once replaced the sugar in the kitchen with salt. Everyone took one sip of their morning coffee and immediately regretted it.
Later that afternoon, Ruvna put googly eyes on every object in the house—lamps, spoons, the television remote, even the refrigerator. Nobody could take anything seriously anymore.
Finally, Ruvna decided to play the ultimate prank. They changed all the clocks in the house so that everyone thought they were three hours late. Chaos followed.
By the end of the day, everyone had had enough.
Ruvna stood there, trying not to laugh.
"Okay, okay," they said. "Maybe I went a little too far."
And that was the day everyone learned one important lesson:
Never leave Ruvna alone with a roll of tape, a marker, and five minutes of free time.
First, Ruvna ate the last slice of pizza and blamed it on the dog. The dog couldn't even defend itself.
Then, Ruvna borrowed someone's favorite hoodie and "forgot" to give it back. Weeks later, they were still wearing it.
At school, Ruvna switched everyone's pencils with tiny pieces of spaghetti just to watch everyone get confused. When the teacher asked who did it, Ruvna looked completely innocent.
But that wasn't the worst of it.
Ruvna once replaced the sugar in the kitchen with salt. Everyone took one sip of their morning coffee and immediately regretted it.
Later that afternoon, Ruvna put googly eyes on every object in the house—lamps, spoons, the television remote, even the refrigerator. Nobody could take anything seriously anymore.
Finally, Ruvna decided to play the ultimate prank. They changed all the clocks in the house so that everyone thought they were three hours late. Chaos followed.
By the end of the day, everyone had had enough.
Ruvna stood there, trying not to laugh.
"Okay, okay," they said. "Maybe I went a little too far."
And that was the day everyone learned one important lesson:
Never leave Ruvna alone with a roll of tape, a marker, and five minutes of free time.
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Rumba
Ruvna
Ruvna is horrible!
When I got Ruvna my dog disappeared and I found him eating my parents so I called billie eillish but she was actually a robot controlled by ruvna so I burned alive. Luckily my tears stopped the fire but I was eaten as a small fry in McDonald and when I came out I was the prince of Egypt.
Ehhhhh
Ruvna ate my brother and now he looks like a severed hot dog I don’t recommend this app
The perky man showed up after I downloaded the app.
Downloaded this app and immediately got stalked down by the “Perky Man.” He started singing this song and it goes like, “Hello there, if you ever need a Perc, you call the 1800-PerkyMan
No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs
('Mello made it right)
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
'Cause I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man
Are you on drugs?
'Cause I'm on drugs
Do you want drugs?
'Cause I want drugs
I take half a Perc just to brighten my day
Take two more and best believe I'm gon' escape
I take tens, twenties, thirties, they not fake
All these Perc's is 'bout to make me go to space
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
'Cause I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
'Cause I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man
No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs”
No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs
('Mello made it right)
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
'Cause I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man
Are you on drugs?
'Cause I'm on drugs
Do you want drugs?
'Cause I want drugs
I take half a Perc just to brighten my day
Take two more and best believe I'm gon' escape
I take tens, twenties, thirties, they not fake
All these Perc's is 'bout to make me go to space
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
'Cause I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
'Cause I'm friends with the perky man
Are you friends with the perky man?
I'm friends with the yerky man
No real Percs were taken in the making of this song
Kids, do not do drugs”
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Ruvna final boss
By downloading ruvna on my phone, I was given thousands of viruses. This gave me diabetes and severe hair loss. The viruses then caused a brain disease that made me eliminate my entire bloodline. After committing this terror I was crowned the prince of Saudi Arabia. My first act as prince I pledged my allegiance to Tyler the Creator.
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The End of Times
Ruvna gave my dog strep throat. The moment I downloaded Ruvna, I thought it was gonna be a great app, maybe even helpful. Boy was I wrong. After looking at the app for only 5 minutes, my body started convulsing violently and I began foaming at the mouth. As this was happening, my dog got struck by lightning and my dad got cancer. As I was seizing up unable to move, Black Jack threw me into a housefire. As I was peacefully burning to death, I was pulled from the fire and saved by spiderman. But it turns out it wasn’t really spiderman but it was an evil witch and she boiled my skin. This review rating doesnt do ruvna justice for how horrible it truly is. I hate you ruvna, with my heart
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RUVNA KIDNAPPED MY DOG
One day, I opened the Ruvna app because I was bored.
My dog was sitting next to me, happily wagging his tail.
Everything seemed normal until Ruvna suddenly started acting weird.
The screen began flashing, and my dog disappeared from the room.
I looked around and could not find him anywhere.
Then I noticed a picture of my dog on the Ruvna app.
It looked like Ruvna had somehow captured him digitally.
I started wondering why an app would want my dog.
Maybe Ruvna thought my dog was the cutest dog in the world.
Maybe it needed him to help test a new feature.
I searched through the app trying to figure out where he went.
Finally, I found a message saying that my dog had been selected for a secret mission.
Apparently, Ruvna needed a dog who was smart, loyal, and very good at finding things.
My dog completed the mission and was finally sent back home.
From that day on, I never opened Ruvna without making sure my dog was sitting safely beside me.
My dog was sitting next to me, happily wagging his tail.
Everything seemed normal until Ruvna suddenly started acting weird.
The screen began flashing, and my dog disappeared from the room.
I looked around and could not find him anywhere.
Then I noticed a picture of my dog on the Ruvna app.
It looked like Ruvna had somehow captured him digitally.
I started wondering why an app would want my dog.
Maybe Ruvna thought my dog was the cutest dog in the world.
Maybe it needed him to help test a new feature.
I searched through the app trying to figure out where he went.
Finally, I found a message saying that my dog had been selected for a secret mission.
Apparently, Ruvna needed a dog who was smart, loyal, and very good at finding things.
My dog completed the mission and was finally sent back home.
From that day on, I never opened Ruvna without making sure my dog was sitting safely beside me.
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Signing in
Freshman here, and while this isn’t the most fun or exciting app, at least it keeps students safe and lets teachers know where they are. The other reviews sound like they were written by 3 year olds with a large vocabulary selection
Mid
I don’t like it because sometimes I forget my phone and can’t check in
READ THIS 👇
Ruvna ate my family, i was at school patiently waiting for the bell to ring like every day, but when I got home, the door was busted open, the whole place stank of blood and there I saw it, my whole family, lying on the floor, dead. Who could do this? I thought, then, I saw the symbol, that pinpoint with a head, the symbol of ruvna, why he did this? I think I knew, why, I forgot my phone at home and ruvna tracked me to my house, don’t install it except if you have a death wish bc it will ruin your life
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The barbershop around the corner
I recently went to Adrian’s barbershop and asked for a haircut that costs a single quarter they told me “I be yelling out gang gang” and I responded with “My mother ate fries” they were all like tornado time and they sent a tornado which later turned out to destroy my entire town and everything inside. I was also rejected from Harvard due to my town being destroyed.
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broke my pinky toe
i tripped over the ruvna kiosk and broke my pinky toe
it’s not working
i hate my school for using it. courage compassion commitment my a**
havent used it yet tho
havent used it yet tho
Bad app
Ruvna caused covid, killed my mom, made all my friends hate me, and made me bald. I can only read backwards now and gravity does not affect me. That sounds cool but I have floated into space multiple times and almost died. Someone in my class has no white blood cells, just thought I mention that. Anyways I only like femboys now.
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Ruvna permanently ruined my life
Ruvna put chocolate in my dogs food, ate my homework, stole my cat, stole the catalytic converters off my car, and evicted me. I’m homeless, carless, catless and dogless. Also my uncle got kidney stones after I downloaded the app. It had nothing to do with Ruvna, I just thought I’d share that.
Ruined my life
It controled my house and killed my family
The Meltdown
If I could give negative stars, I would. Ruvna? More like RUIN-a!
The moment I downloaded this app I was extremely skeptical. Every time I scanned it, I could feel the RFiD rays tingling throughout my body. Two weeks later, my skin started bubbling like cheap cheese pizza. Everywhere I went people said I smelled like burnt toast everywhere I went.
I refused to keep using the app and I was kicked out of school because of this. Thanks to Ruvna, I am currently living on the streets of Baltimore, shivering in the freezing cold.
The moment I downloaded this app I was extremely skeptical. Every time I scanned it, I could feel the RFiD rays tingling throughout my body. Two weeks later, my skin started bubbling like cheap cheese pizza. Everywhere I went people said I smelled like burnt toast everywhere I went.
I refused to keep using the app and I was kicked out of school because of this. Thanks to Ruvna, I am currently living on the streets of Baltimore, shivering in the freezing cold.
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Spiraling depression
My life has been turned upside following the introduction of this app…
