Sassy Parrot - Stop Scrolling

Can't put the phone down? I'll lock it. And I'll judge you for it. I'm a parrot with a sharp tongue and zero sympathy for "just five more minutes." You set the rules, I enforce them — and when you break them, I roast you and write it all down. [WHAT I DO TO YOU] NIGHT LOCK — bedtime means bedtime Pick your sleep hours. When they hit, your chosen apps shut. No "one more scroll." They come back in the morning. DAILY LIMIT — hit it and you're done Give each day a screen-time budget. The moment it's spent, the lock clicks until midnight. No take-backs. ROUND LOCKS — scroll 5, wait 15 Not a total ban: scroll X minutes, then the phone rests for Y. A few rounds a day, set by you. Built for the infinite feed. FOCUS MODE — wandering off gets logged 25 / 45 / 60-minute sessions for study, exams, work. Leave midway and I mark it: busted. Your report comes at the end, excuses included. MERCY COSTS A SELFIE Locked out? Once a day you can beg: take a selfie for the record and earn 10 minutes. Think before you ask. THE HALL OF SHAME Every all-nighter, every bust, every mercy selfie — logged, undeletable, summarized in a weekly report. Clean streaks raise your Dignity Score. Being praised by a parrot feels… complicated. THREE LEVELS OF SASS Gentle, Sharp, or Brutal. 200+ original roasts. PRIVACY IS THE FLOOR Everything runs on your device. No account, no phone number, no server, no internet. I only know which apps you used and for how long — never your messages. Calls and texts are untouchable. [FOR YOU IF] · You swear "early night tonight" and look up at 3 a.m. · Exams are coming and the phone has to go · Shorts eat two hours a day and your willpower is out of office · You've tried every habit app — what you need is someone who actually locks it