SBTI - Wreck Index

You've done MBTI. You know who you are. But do you know HOW you're wrecked? SBTI (the anti-MBTI) isn't a personality test — it's a vibe check for the mental state you'd never admit out loud, turned into a report you'll actually want to post. 20 oddly specific questions. 2 minutes. One of 16 wreck-types: · Chronically Online — everyone moves and you panic · The Simp — good to everyone but yourself · Doom Spender — paycheck clears in 3 seconds · Delulu — not dumb, just want to believe · NPC Mode — joy doesn't reach you, pain doesn't either · The Yapper — know enough to teach a class, done none of it · Aggressively Mid — fine at everything, great at nothing · Broke but Bougie — the account's broke, the standards stay premium · One Meltdown Away — fine for months, then one small thing …and 7 more. You'll get: · Your wreck-type + a punchline made for sharing · A "mental health check-up" breakdown · A share card that hits the group chat perfectly Want the deep cut? Unlock your full report — how you're wrecked, your hidden strengths, your real struggle, and ways out — once, forever. For entertainment only. Please don't relate too hard. (You will.)