Bathroom hi jinx don’t recommend
So here I am sitting in class when suddenly I feel the urge to release the floodgates so being the kind role model student I am I go to make a bathroom pass little did I know the horrors that would await… So as I’m sitting there at NUMBER 15 IN QUEUE I start needing to go more and more and finally after 30 mins, it’s my turn to pee. I rush to the bathroom around 20 seconds away from going on the floor when one of my teachers stops me trying to make conversation “how have your classes been so far” they ask “I NEED TO PEE” I respond in a rather frantic manner as I rush off to continue on my quest, but then I encounter the worst thing possible, my “worst nightmare”if you will. The thing I see in front of me is my crush ever since third grade and her entire group of friends as they walk towards me down the hallway, and then, it happens. All at once she look up at me to great me with a sign of happiness and as this is happening I proceed to pee my pants all over the floor and somehow in the process I managed to get some on her and her friends shoe. She hasn’t talked to me for 3 months. I hate you securely.
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i hate securly
went to school lost all my games progress on my games and now i cant watch youtube i hate you seculy die
The worst app
This app caused me to have a UTI. I hate this app. It's not worth the trouble.
Trash app
I’m tired of ts
Rip
I had to go potty and the app wouldn’t let me poo poo and I poo pooed in the teachers plant
Worst Hall Pass System oat
Need I say more? It’s garbage.
Terrible
As I am holding my need to go to the bathroom I can’t hold it in anymore I have to go and the teacher is on some bs because I can’t open up a pass because the dumb app doesn’t work well these stuff are terrible they are trying to control the students more and more teacher humiliated me in front of whole classroom reading how much time I was in the bathroom not knowing I had a terrible stomach ache she red the exact time of how much I was in the bathroom this is against my rights of freedom
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The app
It’s the best app ever
Worst app EVER
Worst app ever. One day, I was sitting in class with the WORST need to use the bathroom. First of all, you have to wait like 5 minutes just for the app to load. But that’s besides the point. I waited patiently like a good little student that I am, only to find out that I couldn’t even submit a bathroom pass. I kept clicking the button, and with every click, my hope slowly disappeared. That’s when it hit me: I was actually about to pee myself. Obviously, I couldn’t let everyone see me go out like that, so I tried again and again, but NOTHING worked. Then, just to make things even worse, the app crashed for absolutely no reason. At that point, I knew it was over. Long story short, I ended up peeing myself AND getting suspended. Thanks a lot losers.
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Epstein was in there..
He was
My story
One day, I, William was sitting in my bio class, then suddenly I realized that I couldn’t hold my bladder anymore and I had to use the restroom. Then, like a normal student I asked the teacher to use the restroom. But little did I know about impending doom that unleash on my frail little body. I enter the bathroom, for some reason there wasn’t a line this time. So I entered. The biggest mistake of my entire life. I go into a stall to take a wizz right? But I hear seniors enter. They start talking about the geek bar. I was like, okay that’s pretty normal. But then they hear my wizz stream. At this point I knew I was cooked. I was going to get slimed out by the seniors in the bathroom. Then all of a sudden the door starts shaking. The door got pounded down by the seniors. They take me off the toilet seat and shove me into the trash can. Is what I would say if I was a WEAKLING. I took all 10 of them in a fight at once and I came out the bathroom a MAN. But then they came and tackled me and I broke all of my 200 bones in my body. Except my Henie. Thanks a lot securely.
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this app is hell
even if it says you can close your pass, good luck doing it. It’s unnecessarily hard and crammed to change your starred teachers.
Don’t EVER leave the classroom to use the restroom
One day I wanted to use the restroom. So like any other student I ask the teacher, she said to download to god awful app. And so I downloaded the app,made a pass then started it. I left the classroom to use the restroom. I waited 4 hours in line to use it. I turn around, and too my surprise, the security guard were looking for me. And then I realized that my pass was still going and had not been in the class for a long time. He told me if I don’t get back into the class that he was going to slime me out. Like any good person would do, I ran… he started chasing me. I ran the corner and he was right on my tail. I lifted a nearby chair and threw it as far I can. He doges it. I hid in a class. But then he appeared right behind me. So I decided to just skip the rest of the day and my mom was home and she asked me y I was here so early and I told her it was a early release (my school doesn’t have early release days) and she told me that I was lying and she slimed me out. Moral of the story do NOT use securely pass, it will ruin your life.
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COLLECTS YOUR CHILDS INFORMATION
Tell me why this app tracks how long your child goes to the bathroom and uses ai to determine if they’re on their period or if it’s “suspicious”?! And there are many frightening stories of children getting bladder problems because they were forced to hold it in as their teacher denied them bathroom access. This app is ridiculous and should not be in use!!!
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The Case of the Crimson Raven
Rain whispered against the windows of the Armed Detective Agency.
It was the sort of rain that made Yokohama look like a city painted in charcoal, gray streets, blurred lights, and shadows stretching beneath every streetlamp.
Ranpo Edogawa sat on the couch with his feet propped up on the table.
He was eating candy.
He was also bored.
This was, in his opinion, a criminal offense.
"There's nothing to do," Ranpo complained.
Kunikida looked up from his notebook.
"You solved three cases this morning."
"Exactly. And now there's nothing."
"You could read."
"I already know everything in the books."
"You could help with paperwork."
Ranpo stared at him.
Kunikida stared back.
"...I'd rather die."
Before Kunikida could respond, the Agency's door opened.
A tall man stepped inside, soaked from the rain.
His black coat hung heavily from his shoulders, and his dark hair was dripping onto the floor.
Beside him was a familiar black-and-white raccoon.
Ranpo's eyes immediately narrowed.
"Oh."
Kunikida sighed.
"No."
Poe adjusted his posture.
"Good afternoon."
"No," Kunikida repeated.
Poe blinked.
"I haven't even said anything."
"You brought trouble."
Poe looked offended.
Karl squeaked.
Ranpo sat up.
"What's the case?"
Poe hesitated.
Then he pulled a crimson envelope from inside his coat.
"There have been five murders."
The room became quiet.
Ranpo's boredom vanished instantly.
Poe placed the envelope on the table.
"Each victim was found with a red feather beneath their tongue."
Ranpo reached for it.
Poe caught his wrist.
Ranpo looked at him.
Poe immediately let go.
"...Sorry."
Ranpo smirked.
"You've gotten nervous around me."
"I have not."
"You have."
"I haven't."
"You definitely have."
Poe's face reddened.
Kunikida pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Can we focus?"
Ranpo opened the envelope.
Inside was a photograph.
A dead man lying in an alley.
His throat had been cut.
A crimson feather rested between his lips.
Ranpo studied the photograph for three seconds.
Then he smiled.
"I know who did it."
Poe froze.
"You haven't read the letter."
"I don't need to."
"You don't even know the circumstances."
"I don't need those either."
Poe stared at him.
Ranpo waved the photograph.
"The feather isn't from a bird."
Poe's eyes widened.
"It's dyed."
"Correct."
"And the dye has traces of—"
"Rosewater and iron."
Poe stared.
Ranpo grinned.
"See? Easy."
Poe's expression changed.
It was subtle, but Ranpo noticed.
The admiration.
The frustration.
The unmistakable fascination.
Ranpo leaned closer.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
"You're staring."
"I am not."
"You are."
Poe turned away.
Karl covered his face with his paws.
Ranpo laughed.
"You're cute when you're embarrassed."
Poe nearly dropped the photograph.
Kunikida's pencil snapped.
The murders led them into an abandoned theater on the outskirts of Yokohama.
The theater had been closed for twelve years.
Its sign hung crookedly above the entrance.
THE RAVEN'S NEST.
Ranpo stared at it.
"How theatrical."
Poe swallowed.
"I don't like this."
Ranpo glanced at him.
"You're a mystery novelist."
"That doesn't mean I enjoy being murdered."
"I thought you liked dark things."
"I like writing about them."
"Same thing."
"It is absolutely not the same thing."
Ranpo opened the door.
The theater smelled of dust, old wood, and something metallic.
Blood.
Poe's expression tightened.
"Ranpo."
"I know."
They stepped inside.
The auditorium was enormous.
Rows of seats disappeared into darkness.
On the stage stood a single chair.
And sitting in it—
Was the killer.
A woman in a white mask.
She slowly lifted her head.
"Edgar Allan Poe."
Poe froze.
Ranpo looked at him.
"You're famous."
"Not the time."
The woman laughed.
"You came exactly as expected."
Ranpo's eyes sharpened.
"You invited us."
She tilted her head.
"No."
Ranpo smiled.
"You did."
The woman stood.
"You think you're clever."
"No."
Ranpo adjusted his glasses.
"I know I'm clever."
Poe sighed.
"There's the arrogance."
"You love it."
Poe's face turned bright red.
The woman suddenly threw something.
Poe pushed Ranpo aside.
A blade flew past them and struck the wall.
"Are you hurt?"
Ranpo stared at him.
Poe was standing between him and the attacker.
His hands were trembling.
Ranpo's expression softened.
"Idiot."
"What?"
"You could've gotten hurt."
"I was protecting you."
"I don't need protecting."
"I know."
Poe looked directly into his eyes.
"But I wanted to."
For once, Ranpo didn't have a clever response.
The woman attacked again.
This time, Ranpo moved.
Three steps.
A turn.
A duck beneath the blade.
He grabbed her wrist.
"Game over."
Her eyes widened.
Ranpo smiled.
"The feathers. The theater. The victims."
He twisted her wrist and knocked the knife away.
"You weren't killing people randomly."
Poe watched silently.
"You were recreating a story."
Ranpo continued.
"Specifically Poe's 'The Raven.'"
The woman froze.
"The victims were people connected to the original manuscript."
Poe's eyes widened.
"But..."
Ranpo pointed toward the stage.
"The chair."
Then the curtains.
Then the ceiling.
"The blood."
Finally, he pointed at the woman.
"And you."
Her mask cracked.
Ranpo smiled.
"You're not the murderer."
Poe blinked.
"What?"
Ranpo turned.
"You're the final victim."
The lights suddenly went out.
A gunshot echoed through the theater.
"RANPO!"
Poe lunged forward.
Something struck him.
He fell.
"POE!"
Ranpo ran toward him.
A shadow moved behind the curtains.
Ranpo's expression became cold.
Very cold.
"You made one mistake."
The figure stopped.
"You assumed Poe was the important piece."
Ranpo stood over Poe.
"You should've known better."
He smiled.
"I'm the
It was the sort of rain that made Yokohama look like a city painted in charcoal, gray streets, blurred lights, and shadows stretching beneath every streetlamp.
Ranpo Edogawa sat on the couch with his feet propped up on the table.
He was eating candy.
He was also bored.
This was, in his opinion, a criminal offense.
"There's nothing to do," Ranpo complained.
Kunikida looked up from his notebook.
"You solved three cases this morning."
"Exactly. And now there's nothing."
"You could read."
"I already know everything in the books."
"You could help with paperwork."
Ranpo stared at him.
Kunikida stared back.
"...I'd rather die."
Before Kunikida could respond, the Agency's door opened.
A tall man stepped inside, soaked from the rain.
His black coat hung heavily from his shoulders, and his dark hair was dripping onto the floor.
Beside him was a familiar black-and-white raccoon.
Ranpo's eyes immediately narrowed.
"Oh."
Kunikida sighed.
"No."
Poe adjusted his posture.
"Good afternoon."
"No," Kunikida repeated.
Poe blinked.
"I haven't even said anything."
"You brought trouble."
Poe looked offended.
Karl squeaked.
Ranpo sat up.
"What's the case?"
Poe hesitated.
Then he pulled a crimson envelope from inside his coat.
"There have been five murders."
The room became quiet.
Ranpo's boredom vanished instantly.
Poe placed the envelope on the table.
"Each victim was found with a red feather beneath their tongue."
Ranpo reached for it.
Poe caught his wrist.
Ranpo looked at him.
Poe immediately let go.
"...Sorry."
Ranpo smirked.
"You've gotten nervous around me."
"I have not."
"You have."
"I haven't."
"You definitely have."
Poe's face reddened.
Kunikida pinched the bridge of his nose.
"Can we focus?"
Ranpo opened the envelope.
Inside was a photograph.
A dead man lying in an alley.
His throat had been cut.
A crimson feather rested between his lips.
Ranpo studied the photograph for three seconds.
Then he smiled.
"I know who did it."
Poe froze.
"You haven't read the letter."
"I don't need to."
"You don't even know the circumstances."
"I don't need those either."
Poe stared at him.
Ranpo waved the photograph.
"The feather isn't from a bird."
Poe's eyes widened.
"It's dyed."
"Correct."
"And the dye has traces of—"
"Rosewater and iron."
Poe stared.
Ranpo grinned.
"See? Easy."
Poe's expression changed.
It was subtle, but Ranpo noticed.
The admiration.
The frustration.
The unmistakable fascination.
Ranpo leaned closer.
"What's wrong?"
"Nothing."
"You're staring."
"I am not."
"You are."
Poe turned away.
Karl covered his face with his paws.
Ranpo laughed.
"You're cute when you're embarrassed."
Poe nearly dropped the photograph.
Kunikida's pencil snapped.
The murders led them into an abandoned theater on the outskirts of Yokohama.
The theater had been closed for twelve years.
Its sign hung crookedly above the entrance.
THE RAVEN'S NEST.
Ranpo stared at it.
"How theatrical."
Poe swallowed.
"I don't like this."
Ranpo glanced at him.
"You're a mystery novelist."
"That doesn't mean I enjoy being murdered."
"I thought you liked dark things."
"I like writing about them."
"Same thing."
"It is absolutely not the same thing."
Ranpo opened the door.
The theater smelled of dust, old wood, and something metallic.
Blood.
Poe's expression tightened.
"Ranpo."
"I know."
They stepped inside.
The auditorium was enormous.
Rows of seats disappeared into darkness.
On the stage stood a single chair.
And sitting in it—
Was the killer.
A woman in a white mask.
She slowly lifted her head.
"Edgar Allan Poe."
Poe froze.
Ranpo looked at him.
"You're famous."
"Not the time."
The woman laughed.
"You came exactly as expected."
Ranpo's eyes sharpened.
"You invited us."
She tilted her head.
"No."
Ranpo smiled.
"You did."
The woman stood.
"You think you're clever."
"No."
Ranpo adjusted his glasses.
"I know I'm clever."
Poe sighed.
"There's the arrogance."
"You love it."
Poe's face turned bright red.
The woman suddenly threw something.
Poe pushed Ranpo aside.
A blade flew past them and struck the wall.
"Are you hurt?"
Ranpo stared at him.
Poe was standing between him and the attacker.
His hands were trembling.
Ranpo's expression softened.
"Idiot."
"What?"
"You could've gotten hurt."
"I was protecting you."
"I don't need protecting."
"I know."
Poe looked directly into his eyes.
"But I wanted to."
For once, Ranpo didn't have a clever response.
The woman attacked again.
This time, Ranpo moved.
Three steps.
A turn.
A duck beneath the blade.
He grabbed her wrist.
"Game over."
Her eyes widened.
Ranpo smiled.
"The feathers. The theater. The victims."
He twisted her wrist and knocked the knife away.
"You weren't killing people randomly."
Poe watched silently.
"You were recreating a story."
Ranpo continued.
"Specifically Poe's 'The Raven.'"
The woman froze.
"The victims were people connected to the original manuscript."
Poe's eyes widened.
"But..."
Ranpo pointed toward the stage.
"The chair."
Then the curtains.
Then the ceiling.
"The blood."
Finally, he pointed at the woman.
"And you."
Her mask cracked.
Ranpo smiled.
"You're not the murderer."
Poe blinked.
"What?"
Ranpo turned.
"You're the final victim."
The lights suddenly went out.
A gunshot echoed through the theater.
"RANPO!"
Poe lunged forward.
Something struck him.
He fell.
"POE!"
Ranpo ran toward him.
A shadow moved behind the curtains.
Ranpo's expression became cold.
Very cold.
"You made one mistake."
The figure stopped.
"You assumed Poe was the important piece."
Ranpo stood over Poe.
"You should've known better."
He smiled.
"I'm the
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Bahltightttt
Bahlrighttttttt
Pain
I went to the bathroom with a stomach ache and once I closed the door and looked in, there was him. Mr Bæst. He was arrested for creeping in the bathrooms last month, and I’m surprised he still worked there. There was poo on the wall and he was painting a big picture of a god eating his son. Then I saw a guy cutting his finger open to put in a glass heart and he told me it was a “blood promise”.
Last week my teacher couldn’t accept my request to go to the bathroom and let’s say my pants were wet. 10/10 would recommend.
I hate this app -thesmegmamagician
Last week my teacher couldn’t accept my request to go to the bathroom and let’s say my pants were wet. 10/10 would recommend.
I hate this app -thesmegmamagician
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Jeremy supporter
Alex was known as the psycho in the hallway. He and Tim are surrounded by enemies, which made him rage
Tim:gentleman gentleman! Lets be civil abt this! Lets make a deal! You all surrender and u dont die! How does that sound!?
James: HAHAH! And how do u intend to kill us?
Tim:oh no I cant kill u, but my buddy can! say hi buddy!
Alex emerges from the dark holding his black scythe with red patterns on it, he had a skull face mask on as he glares his red eyes with his black skull pupils. Suddenly he charges at James but stops.
Alex: J-James this isn’t you!
James: I-I’ve always liked you Alex
Alex : W-wait really? I-I forgive you!
All of Alex’s army comes back to life. (William, Luke, Jonah, and Charlie all return shining like the sun)
Alex: W-wow all my friends are back!
Everyone is smiling
William: Dinner at my place!
Everyone: Hell yeah!
Alex: Welp…I can feel a tune coming. LUKE HIT IT!
Luke: *starts rapping to hip hop and busts out some Mexican street dancing*
Charlie: *quietly taps foot in corner*
Alex: Oh get in here, goofball!
Charlie: Ah, what the heck? What have I got to loose? *starts break dancing*
Everyone: Together we are…Hallway pass!
Everyone all start doing a choreographed dance and Alex, James, and Tim emerge holding hands.
Alex turns to the invisible camera
Alex: Remember kids, everything is possible with the power of friends, and Hall pass’s!
Alex leaps into the air out of camera and Landon’s rap cuts out to a cut scene of the math classroom down the hall.
NEXT EPISODE: something dark is leering. It’s not a bird..not a plane..it’s not even Mr evil..it’s…
JEREMY
Tim:gentleman gentleman! Lets be civil abt this! Lets make a deal! You all surrender and u dont die! How does that sound!?
James: HAHAH! And how do u intend to kill us?
Tim:oh no I cant kill u, but my buddy can! say hi buddy!
Alex emerges from the dark holding his black scythe with red patterns on it, he had a skull face mask on as he glares his red eyes with his black skull pupils. Suddenly he charges at James but stops.
Alex: J-James this isn’t you!
James: I-I’ve always liked you Alex
Alex : W-wait really? I-I forgive you!
All of Alex’s army comes back to life. (William, Luke, Jonah, and Charlie all return shining like the sun)
Alex: W-wow all my friends are back!
Everyone is smiling
William: Dinner at my place!
Everyone: Hell yeah!
Alex: Welp…I can feel a tune coming. LUKE HIT IT!
Luke: *starts rapping to hip hop and busts out some Mexican street dancing*
Charlie: *quietly taps foot in corner*
Alex: Oh get in here, goofball!
Charlie: Ah, what the heck? What have I got to loose? *starts break dancing*
Everyone: Together we are…Hallway pass!
Everyone all start doing a choreographed dance and Alex, James, and Tim emerge holding hands.
Alex turns to the invisible camera
Alex: Remember kids, everything is possible with the power of friends, and Hall pass’s!
Alex leaps into the air out of camera and Landon’s rap cuts out to a cut scene of the math classroom down the hall.
NEXT EPISODE: something dark is leering. It’s not a bird..not a plane..it’s not even Mr evil..it’s…
JEREMY
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I was hungy
I wanted to go eat in da Tolet room. But teacher said I had to learned. ☹️☹️☹️
Me piss
I piss in my seat Cuzz teacher no let me go
