Shifty - AI Comedian

Shifty is an AI comedian who actually talks back. Tap the mic. Say something. That's the whole app. He tells jokes. He riffs on today's real news. And if you come at him, he'll come right back at you — because the best part isn't the punchline, it's the back-and-forth. TRADE JOKES Ask for a joke and get one — quick, loud, and to the point. No scrolling, no reading, no menu of "content." Just talk to him like a person. GET ROASTED (IF YOU'RE BRAVE) Say "roast me" and mean it. Shifty clowns your choices, your habits, your takes, your ego — and takes your shots right back with a grin. It's the friend who roasts you because he likes you. Talk trash and find out. TODAY'S REAL HEADLINES Shifty pulls actual current news — politics, sports, entertainment, tech — and gives you his take. Real stories, real dates, zero made-up nonsense. Ask "what's in the news?" and let him go. BUILT FOR TALKING No account. No signup. No forms. Tap the mic and you're in a conversation. The spotlight pulses green while he's listening and red while he's talking, so you always know who has the mic. IT'S ALL LOVE Shifty is fearless, but he's not cruel. He punches at what you do and choose — never at who you are. No slurs, no attacks on anyone's race, religion, gender, orientation, or disability. And if you bring him something real and heavy, he drops the bit and talks to you like a human. Comedy and satire. AI-generated. Intended for ages 17+ — the humor is edgy and the roasts are personal by design. Requires a microphone and an internet connection. Terms of Use (EULA): https://shifty-api-qj7x.onrender.com/terms.html Privacy Policy: https://shifty-api-qj7x.onrender.com/privacy.html