Simple Birthday Reminder

My boss came storming into my office (cubicle), stack of papers in hand, screaming words I cannot repeat here. I took a deep breath. "Can you repeat that?", I said, smiling only with my mouth. Realizing his volume, he looked around to check if anyone heard him, and then mumbled something about bugs, users being frustrated, and stock price tanking. As if I care one bit about the stock price of this forsaken hole. Anyway, fixed some minor bugs and made sure people were ordered alphabetically. Bone apple teeth.