Simply Office RPG

You're a new intern at MEGACORP™. The coffee is burnt. The Wi-Fi is down. The printer is already jammed. And somewhere on the top floor, the CEO waits. Simply Office RPG is a turn-based RPG set in the most dangerous workplace ever built. Fight your way from the Mailroom to the Executive Wing, battling passive-aggressive coworkers, a sentient vending machine, spreadsheet necromancers, and the meeting that never ends. CLIMB THE CORPORATE LADDER Explore 7 unique office zones — the Mailroom, Break Room, Cubicle Farm, IT Dungeon, Conference Room, Middle Management, and the Executive Wing. Each floor has its own enemies, bosses, and loot. BATTLE OFFICE HAZARDS Face off against 21 enemies including Confused Interns, the Printer From Hell, a Micromanaging Supervisor, and the dreaded VP of Needless Meetings. Every attack has multiple hilarious descriptions — no two fights feel the same. GEAR UP FROM THE SUPPLY CLOSET Equip weapons like Keyboard Nunchucks, the Projector Remote of Power, and the mythical Golden Stapler. Suit up with the Rolling Chair Shield, Conference Table Shield, or a Bulletproof Attaché. Stat comparisons make upgrades easy. SURVIVE THE WORKDAY Use Coffee Breaks, Pizza Friday Slices, Energy Drinks, and Expense Account Lunches to keep your HP up. Status effects like burns, stuns, and freezes keep combat tactical. RANDOM OFFICE EVENTS Find surprise cash in the vending machine — or get hit with a parking ticket. Positive and negative events keep every run unpredictable. TRACK YOUR ACHIEVEMENTS Unlock 20 achievements across Combat, Progression, Collection, and Special categories. Earn "Flawless Review" by beating a boss at full HP, or "Stand Your Ground" by clearing a zone without fleeing. NEW GAME+ Beat the CEO and start over with harder enemies, keeping your level, gear, and achievements. How many times can you take over MEGACORP™?