SloppifAI

Your photos, but something is deeply wrong. SloppifAI uses on-device AI to transform your photos into gloriously wrong AI slop -- extra fingers, melting faces, and all the uncanny valley charm you never asked for. Pick a photo. Choose how badly you want it ruined. Slide the intensity from "barely touched" to "unrecognisable." Hit the button. Watch the AI do its worst. The results are unpredictable, unrepeatable, and legally distinct from art. Your photos never leave your device. Everything runs locally on your phone's neural engine. No cloud. No uploads. No one else has to see what the AI did to your face (unless you hit share). Save your favorites. Tap to compare before and after. Share the worst ones with a watermark so everyone knows exactly who to blame. Requires an iPhone with an A12 chip or later.