Snarkee

Snarkee reads your pet's aura. Lovingly. With absolutely zero chill. Snap a photo, or pick one, and Snarkee hands back a card made for sharing: an aura color, an archetype title, stat dials and a one-line roast. "The Household's Prime Suspect. Has the energy of someone who knows exactly where the missing sock went." HOW IT WORKS • Take or choose a photo of your dog, your cat, or whoever actually runs your house • Snarkee sizes up the pose, the expression and the energy • Get your card: an aura, a title, stats like Chaos Level and Judgment Radius, and a roast • Share it anywhere, or straight to an Instagram Story with the hashtags ready to paste ROASTS WITH A HEART Snarkee teases the vibe, never the pet. Pose, attitude and suspicious sock-related energy are fair game. Weight, body and health never are. CHALLENGE A FRIEND Send a link and your friend gets a reading of their own pet, from their own camera. YOUR VOICE, YOUR RULES Reading Style turns the snark down to gentle or up to savage, or hands the mic to your pet so it can speak for itself. FREE, WITH AN UNLOCK A few free readings every day. At the limit, watch a short ad for one more, or unlock once for unlimited readings and Another Take, which rerolls any photo for a completely new angle. PRIVATE BY DESIGN No account, no sign-in. Your photo is used to write your reading and isn't kept. Rather it never left your phone? Say no, and Snarkee reads it on-device instead. For entertainment only. An aura card isn't a medical, behavioral or spiritual assessment. Your pet is perfect.