Sorry.

You know you should apologize. You've known for three days. You've rehearsed it in the shower, abandoned it in the kitchen, and pivoted to just being slightly nicer than usual and hoping nobody notices. Introducing Sorry — the AI-powered apology app for the thing you did that you definitely know you did and are, to varying degrees, sorry about. Describe what happened. Choose your register — Sincerity, or Fun/Irony, because sometimes you are sorry and sometimes you are sorry-adjacent and the app respects that. Set your sincerity level anywhere from Devastated to Technically Apologizing. Then let the AI write the apology for you — formally formatted, perfectly calibrated, and ready to send before you talk yourself out of it again. FEATURES: — Five ready-made templates: The Big Fight, The Forgotten Anniversary, The Cancelled Plans, The Work Thing, The Mom Special — Two registers: Sincerity for when you mean it, Fun/Irony for when you mean it but also it was a little bit funny — Five sincerity levels from Devastated to Technically Apologizing — because nuance matters — AI-generated apology letters, because sometimes you know you're wrong but you have no idea what to say — APL-00001 hits different when it arrives as a formal document at 11pm on a Tuesday — Regenerate until you find the one that sounds like you on your best day — Sincerity Level displayed in a dark box at the bottom, because the recipient deserves to know what they're working with — Share via SMS, email, or WhatsApp — no app to download on their end — "Made with Sorry App" watermark — passive marketing, active forgiveness — No accounts. No data collected. Nothing stored anywhere it shouldn't be. Is it a genuine apology? That depends entirely on where you set the dial. Is it a very stylish one? Absolutely. One-time purchase. No subscriptions. No hidden fees. Unlike the emotional labour of apologising unprompted, which apparently costs everything. Sorry is a novelty app for entertainment purposes only. Not a licensed counselling service.