Terrible
I saw everyone else writing one star reviews and I thought I’d follow suit
This thing made me pregnant
This review made me go and crack my homeboy, mrcheese2357, and we then got married and went to the moon. We kissed and lived happily ever after on the face of the earth.
Leg broke
This App broke my leg due to how bad it was. I thought it was good, but it turned bad with the AI and it broke my leg
“Take AP physics” they said
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W app
Misato said that it good so it good
So much fun
I had more fun reading the reviews then using the app. Lots of laughs
Get this app out of here rigth now.
So I downloaded this app for science class boy oh boy was my experience…. vErY sPeCiAL to say the least. So first of all this app hacked my iPad and my whole iCloud account causing all of my electronics to turn into loaves of bread. Then when I tried to delete it, it evicted me from my own apartment. After that, SPARKvue proceeded to turn into a kebab monster that has been roaming the streets ever since. (By the way, contact 6767-677-766 if you spot the kebab monster, we need to get rid of him ASAP.) And as if that wasn’t enough, this app also ate part of my left elbow. To sum it all up, TERRIBLE APP, it belongs in a sewer hole.
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this app is great!
it would be so awesome, it would be so cool
Taught me how to cook like in breaking bad
Taught me how to cook like in breaking bad
This app is my therapist
We were in chemistry class after a test and I was forced to download this app. I wasn’t willing at first, but once we got it set up, it changed my life. Words cannot describe the beauty of this app. If you ever have the fortune to download it, you will be completely changed forever.
SPARKvue turned my teacher into Tung Tung Sahur
My teacher Triple T was teaching us how to use this app when all of a sudden all the phones in the class with this app started buzzing and zapped our teacher. Out teacher triple T then miraculously transformed into the being known as Tung Tung Tung Sahur. He now has a wooden bat.
Holy moly guacamole app
Bluetooth controlled everyone in the classrooms brain making them all have milky nuts
Hitler tried to rape me
It found my location and he played with my cheeks
Elongation meat app
Whoever said that this app was going to elongate my meat, they were right! I was intrigued with the sudden variable change of meat length until it grew to 50 cm, wow! Just… Wow
Saved my life
Before I had this app I had no friends, now I have all the huzz add dom.qiann on insta to join the harem.
this app made me realize i have colon cancer, i praise it for saving my life.
i was bored after another day of chemistry labs. in the storage closet, i noticed some baby oil. i snuck in, grabbing the precarious bottle. i lubed the thermometer up and performed my own colonoscopy using the camera feature on this app. on the camera, i saw it. it was so detrimental to my health and made me realize i have colon cancer. i was able to catch it in the early stages and recover, but i thank this app for saving my life every day. thank you, sparkvue.
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Killed my patient
Gave my patient a heart beat of 289bpm as a resting heart beat, the experiment end in him foaming out the mouth with his eyes popped out his skull on the floor
Using this app caused permanent retina damage my dog typed this message for me btw
I just downloaded this a few days ago and my science teacher promised me a bright future. I was so excited to be using this, upon opening the app’s Home Screen, the screen shot a laser beam and burned holes in my retinas. Now, my future is not bright, neither is my present. My past is now brighter than my future since I can’t see. Maybe I should try opening my eyes but who knows if it’ll work.
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I have very strong feelings about this app
I have been using it for 5 minutes and I want to jump out the window
Sparkvue saved my life
I was able to measure the wavelength of a solution but the side effect was a hemorrhage I developed afterward.
Life Changing
Using this app changed my life completely. This app finally convinced me to drop out of high school and never touch physics again because of how brutally painful it was to even attempt getting any sort of relevant data out of this trash can of an app. This app opened my eyes to the fact that I could be doing literally anything better than using this app. I would rather get run over by a train sized wireless smart cart than spend even a minute more attempting to achieve anything. This app drained the soul out of my body more than chemistry and biology class could combined. The newfound hate that I have developed for physics because of this app motivated me to become an alcoholic, but even 10 drinks a day cannot get my tarnished mind off the horrors of this app. I want to truly thank Sparkvue from the bottom of my heart, for changing my entire outlook on life. I’m so grateful to have a new view on death, and to be ready to open it with welcome arms. Anything to get off this planet that I know I share with Sparkvue. Thank you.
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