Useless waste of storage
If you want to be crawling on the floor shaking and crying or smashing holes into your desk then go ahead.download it. I’m not sure why schools submit their student to this mind numbing torture. It will make you want to kill your self. And the app isn’t even good it lags the number pad thingy is too small and the questions make no sense
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Worst
Absolutely terrible. Worst app for homework on earth.literal torture
I cried.
This was the only enjoyable part of maths homework and they removed it
Mark, I'm coming for u
Slowly losing the will to live, already tried to jump off a bridge but I had to do my sparx first💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 don't get me started on sparx reader
Great way to end it! 😃💀🐺
I hate my life I was so innocent before my disgusting maths teacher introduced this app to me.Now I am a depressed mess with this app I hate it no words can describe how much I want to end it and it’s all because of Sparx. No I do not want to do a bloody bookworm check I DONT EVEN WRITE IN MY BOOK SO STOP ASKING FOR IT !!! anyways download this app if you want to jump #hatesparx #kys #sparxmaths🗑️🚮
-peace out mwa
-peace out mwa
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This app cured my testicular cancer
I downloaded this app expecting nothing. But then a MASSIVE buff shrek with a LOW hinged pair of trousers came in through the window. That memory will never FADE away. He grabbed my cancerous areas and rubbed the dead cells away. Since then I have been cured from testicular cancer. If you have testicular cancer and want shrek to cure it just download this app.
Five stars.
Five stars.
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Kms
If you need your 13th reason to kys play sparx maths. Playing this game honestly makes me want to slam my head into a wall repeatedly followed by jumping off a cliff, hitting every ledge. I feel the urge to scream everytime i see sparx maths pop up on my arbor. I solely dont recommend participating in this app to any suffering from deep depression as this app will lead you into a hannah baker.
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Manager
I am the CEO of
Apple im gonna sue u because ur best rated App for most deaths due to the boost of depression and the lack of happiness also my brother who is 2 years old is so depressed because of this app great way to have no child hood.😭
Apple im gonna sue u because ur best rated App for most deaths due to the boost of depression and the lack of happiness also my brother who is 2 years old is so depressed because of this app great way to have no child hood.😭
Horrible app
I would rather be hung drawn and quartered than go through another bookwork check. Just imagine this: “Its a Thursday night, you are about to sleep in your warm bed whilst the coldness outside of it cannot get you. You close your eyes, but then, No! You forgot your sparx. And you have to make a decision: Do your 62817hour long homework..or suffer the consequences of detention..” I cant believe this app was even approved. i have to do the same question twice because i got a code wrong. Whoever made this app, Mr sparx whatever your name is, you deserve to be locked away in a slimy horrible 1800s prison. I would be so happy if i wasnt forced to use this excuse of an app by my stinky math teacher who probably works for Mr sparx to get him to make more horrible platforms like this.
Summary: Its better to survive a week in Siberia with thin clothes and nothing but toenails for food than join the confusing digital prison of sparx.
Summary: Its better to survive a week in Siberia with thin clothes and nothing but toenails for food than join the confusing digital prison of sparx.
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Stay mad.
I love this app I have never had to download it before because I don’t do my Sparx anymore☺️
to sparx!
have u ever felt so bad that u wanted to jump? if u haven’t but u want to, download sparx. sparx is an app for maths that has the worst videos for completeing sparx homework to exist making no sense and they don’t even explain it properly! not only that, the people making these videos sound like they don’t want to work for sparx and as if they are doing these questions them selves, i think they’re just as clueless as i am or either they hate their job sm and working at sparx bcs i would too!! every wednesday feel dreadful having to use this monstrosity of and app just makes my grades lower. i went from a 7 before sparx to a 3 after sparx, both higher paper btw. so, overall if u ever want to feel like u want to jump, just download sparx at the app store or google play !!! (i hope this app gets deleted and banned)
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I hate Sparx
SOMEONE HELP ME sitting down and doing STUPID sparx reader FOR A WHOLE HOUR just so it can then go sorry u have unfinished homework and sparx maths bookwork checks CAN GO ROT ENTERALLY IN HELL
I HATE IT
This is a review for sparx maths but this is the only one I could find (it’s made by the same creator so close enough). MARK DIXON IF YOUR READING THIS PLEASEEEE TAKE THIS INTO CONSIDERATION I BEGGGG. Firstly, there are WAY TO MANY questions set and half of the time we haven’t even done them IN LESSON YET. How do you flipping expect me to do them if I HAVENT LEARNT HOW TO DO IT. And before you say “well, you need to watch the videos if you don’t understand”. Half the time the videos are talking about a whole different thing that has nothing to do with the actual question. Also, PLEASE choose different people to voice over the videos because I SWEAR you have chosen people with the most annoying voices just to annoy us. Don’t even get me STARTED on the book work checks. I get these every 4 questions. IF YOU THINK THIS IS GOING TO MAKE ME WRITE DOWN MY WORKINGS, ITS NOT WORKING. Lastly, who gives YOU THE RIGHT TO EMAIL MY PARENTS TO SAY I HAVENT COMPLETED IT even when I have done around 90%. Especially when you email it on a SUNDAY when we still have 3-4 days left to complete it. I am actually so sick of this STUPID app. I already get FORCED to do 6 hours of school and go 5 days a week just to come home and be FORCED to do MORE work. Every Thursday I dread having to have another long week of sparx maths. I hope this app gets obliterated into thin air. That’s what my wish will be every birthday until it is taken down or until I am FINALLY free from school. I already HATE school with my whole heart and you just have to come and ruin it don’t you. Just please delete it for everyone’s sake. I haven’t met one single person who actually likes it. It just gives everyone so much stress, especially because you have to complete it 100% unless you want a detention/ bad mark. Overall, I wanted to rate it 0 stars but I can’t so I guess you get a 1.
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Mark, I'm coming for u
Slowly losing the will to live
no
this app is so horrible i would rather rip out my pubes then deal with this. end urself
Horrible
Worsts thing to ever come into my life wish I could give it zero stars
Sparx maths
Ever since year 7 i have to do sparx and generally the app makes me want to hurt my self ☺️you don’t know how angry i get when i get a book work check or get an answer wrong sparx ,I hope whoever made it becomes mentally ill and gets pushed of a cliff(gently 😊)i literally cry my self to sleep because of sparx and i swear its making me become mentally ill .sparx is the WORST app ever made and is slavery to all the children who have to do it .(ps i would give the rating a zero if it was possible) any ways have a good night 🥰🥰
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sparx needs to be eradicated off this earth
How in gods great name did someone manage to create a service worse than hell in an act of homework. this is extremely ridiculous and needs to be banned in every corner of the galaxy. If aliens ever come and think we are a useless species and inferior to them in anyway all we have to do as a race is introduce them to the abomination of sparx.
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I’d give u 1 star if I could.
Sparx times tables is the most atrocious app known to mankind, this abominable, abhorrent app ruins my day. first of off why are you snitching to my mum? She doesn’t need to know if I haven’t done my homework this disastrous app is demolishing my life I was so happy with my times table rockstars then this horrendous app comes crawling into my life. I was such a happy lovely individual before my teacher gave me my first login to this horrific app. I thought it’d be fine but no. Why is there so many tasks? And the book checks. No bro I do not write down my answers stop telling me to. And giving me even more checks? Hideous. Whoever made this app needs to re think about what they’ve done. You are very lucky I even have you one star. Not like I had a choice anyway.
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I want to kill my self
This app makes me want to genuinely kill my self
