Needs an update
God
boooooring
after the first level you’ve pretty much played the whole game. it gets boring fast and the content, unless you’re pathetic and don’t know how to look up big butts on the internet then you’re golden. otherwise don’t waste the download time
I cvmed
When it squashed it made me cvm
My fav game! Wuv is so much nya!!!
Gahh~~ I cvmed to this!!! Nya!!!! The bitty us so big nya!!! Mph~ the thought of it make me cvm!! Ahh~~ so squishy~~ nya!!! I bet it will bounce! Uwu~ so bouncy nya!! ~~ I wuv this game uwu~ it doesn't start unrealistic body standards! ~~ nya she so hot~~~ I could cvm on her all day nya~!! I need help
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terrible
This game is terrible because the booty is inappropriate
had to switch to ph
This game is extravagant, one had gotten so excited thy had to watch some 🟧⬛️. Magnificent graphics !! 💦 One shall be playing this game daily.
You guys are actually down bad
Down bad
Thy Best Game.
Thy human has a realistic graphics and physics. As Doctor Mike Oxlong, I conducted an experiment on orphans. Thou Orphans that twas documented were found to cry to their non existent parents. Thy buttocks jiggle was phenomenal. Thou game took up no storage and provided centuries of playtime. I do not recommend using an eye tracker when showing people though. 😩
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Squish With Butt
Cool game but it’s bad don’t get it
Beacaus of august the duck
I got this game to see how it works
All I have ever needed
I never knew a game could be so exiting and challenging. I would give this a 6 star if I could. I can clearly say this is better that Minecraft, no doubt about it!
Horrible
All the 5 star reviews are fake, and all the levels are all the same.
No change in levels
It’s the same thing over and over it’s probably spy ware so you should probably check your bank
Nothing short of spectacular
This game is the pinnacle of the achievements of mankind. This is the perfect culmination of everything we as a society have strived to achieve. This is exactly what we needed in this time of great uncertainty. The graphics are so incredibly realistic I almost thought i would be grabbed and pulled into the world before me. Combined with the storytelling, I may as well have been! It's so captivating. I highly recommend this to any gamer worth their salt.
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Yea
It’s really cool but it’s boring that you do the same thing over and over and there is not much to so I don’t really like it.
Pretty dumb and useless
The game has horrible graphics and is pretty much the same level over and over. Also I think most of the 5 star reviews are fake (or from horny 12 year olds)because they don’t talk about the game at all they just talk about butts. Also, This game is a waste of storage. At this point, I’d rather stare at a wall.
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Bruh moment
If you see this you saw it from Instagram or something else -da homie bruh moment
Phenomenal
This is quite a thrilling and entertaining game. I got so excited at that cake part I had to switch to ⬛️🟧 !!!! will be playing daily now!! multiple times a day ;)
Beautiful game, but needs more difficulty
This game is unmatched, however it needs a higher difficulty level as at the moment it’s too easy. Also the obstacles aren’t randomized so you can hit the same combination over and over again to win the level.
Best Thing Since The Resurrection of Jesus Christ
A true work of art! This game is a masterful expression of the human condition and a bold critique of American capitalism. Any reviews less than 5 stars don’t see the beauty of such a work.
