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Nice

I saw you talk in dr neats class and got the app lol

YES!!!!!!!

PLAY IT PEOPLE!!!!!! It is AMAZING!!!! IMPOSSIBLELY HARD WITCH IS AWESOME!!!

King SQUESH

One day the horse squesh was walking through the forest. It was very dangerous. There where traps everywhere. He looked in the distance and saw a very hot sheep. He approached her.

“Hey beautiful.”

“Hey. I can’t get past this huge crushing spikey wall.”

“No problem. I got’chu.”

He carried her across the spike wall thing.

“That was very Manley what’s your name?”

“ They call me Squesh.”

“I’m leps.”

They kiss and got married on the spot.

A ball of nasty CRUSTY SLIME WITH RATS AND TOES IN IT approached.

“ I got this squesh!”

Leps pulled a sword out of her armpit. And cut off a part of the slime and ate it. She fell and died. She burnt and turned to ash. Squesh was obviously enraged with the slime. He cried and took her sword and stabbed the slime. He hugged the sword as he cried in a ball.

“Hey. That was awesome what you did back there. I’m narrow lady.”

She is a beautiful duck. She helped up Squesh up, and they walked and talked about how great Leps was and how much he missed her. Narrow Lady and Squesh where best friends and they fought monsters together in the forest. Narrow lady kissed Squesh when he walked her home.

Cute right? WRONG his wife just died and she kissed him? Squesh took Leps’ sword and walked into narrow lady’s house. He gets ready to stab her in her sleep, holding the knife above her heart. BUT THEN LEPS appeared glowing white.

“Stop this. I wouldn’t want you to kill her.”

“Is it really you?”

A single tear down his face. He tried to hug her but fell through her. While still on Narrow lady’s bed he fell on her. He still had the sword and she woke up. She thought he was trying to kill her. Leps disappeared. Narrow lady screams.

“WHAT THE ——-“

“It’s not what it looks like. I was going to kill you but then I decided not to. Can we still be friends?”

“Yeah sure.”

They where now dating. Narrow lady took him on a date in a garden. She proposed to squesh he was about to say yes but… A FAT UGLY ELEPHANT WALKS UP!

“Hey Narrow lady. Wait what are you doing-“

“It’s not what it looks like!”

Squesh is obviously confused “-wait what”

“I thought what we had was special. But your proposing to some other guy!”

“No fatty. I was going to break up with you but I couldn’t do it yet.”

Squesh grabs Narrow Lady and runs off with her screaming “I do”

They now have 20 duck horse hybrid children. Narrow lady’s favorite is Micheal Jakson. Squesh also likes their child Leps. Above the fireplace is Lep’s sword. Leps was there for all of their child births. Leps and squesh also have one child Leps jr. it’s a ghost horse sheep.

The family lived happily ever after.
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Love it!! A very challenging and engaging game! Beautiful artwork