stardoom.

stardoom is the audit you didn't know you needed. Not a dating app, not a matchmaker - just a private space to make sense of who you've flirted with, who keeps haunting your group chat, and the patterns you can't unsee. Tell us about anyone - your ex, your situationship, the ghost, the crush you can't quit, the coworker who keeps appearing in your dreams. stardoom turns every entry into a brutal-but-loving read: a red flag score, a doom rating, and the verdict you didn't ask for but secretly needed. WHAT'S INSIDE - Red Flag Audit Every person in your dating history gets analyzed for attachment patterns, emotional risk markers, and the indicators you've been ignoring. Blind spots laid out, not hidden. - Doom Score A clinical-but-funny aggregate of your dating chaos. Watch it shift as you add more entries. Higher means more pattern, not more pain. - Compat Reading Pick anyone in your audit. See how it ends. Get a disaster index, a how-this-ends timeline, and a one-line verdict. No matchmaking. Just analysis. - Memory Patterns The app notices what you keep choosing. After enough audits, it surfaces the repeating archetype you've been drawn to - the cold intellect, the avoidant, the lovebomber, the one who only texts after midnight. - Your Wrapped Year-end receipts of your dating life. Shareable, screenshot-ready. Built for the group chat reveal. - Recalibration Ritual Every twelve audits unlocks a re-read. Your archetype shifts. Your doom score recomputes. A small ceremony for the version of you that just upgraded. WHO IT'S FOR Single people doing post-mortems on their dating history. People in situationships trying to understand the dynamic. People recovering from a ghost. People who've journaled about the same ex for two years and want a second opinion that isn't their best friend. WHAT IT'S NOT Not a dating app. No user profiles. No swiping. No matching. No messaging between users. No live readers or psychics. No predictions about the future. No fortune-telling. The "doom score" is a humorous label for an aggregate of self-reported attachment indicators - not a prophecy. WHY IT EXISTS Most dating tools are built to find you someone new. stardoom is built for the part nobody covers - making sense of who you've already chosen. The types you swear you're done with. The reasons your last three relationships followed the same arc. Self-knowledge with humor. Brutal honesty wrapped in tenderness. The audit you didn't know you needed. PRIVACY Your audits stay on your device and in your private account. No data is sold. No profile is shown to other users. Privacy Policy: https://stardoom.app/privacy Terms of Service: https://stardoom.app/terms developer@stardoom.app