I miss my wife
I met my first wife through this app. She was perfect. I miss her voice. I miss the way she laughed at my jokes even when they weren’t funny and how she always smelt good, like an old white lady that smells like bathroom air freshener . She left me back in September. 😔Said I had “Bad hygiene” or something about me not taking showers seriously🙄🙄. Like, it’s 2025, people still shower? Like what? 🤨🤨I still miss her though. 😣😣
I got remarried through this app, due to not being able to financially support myself but my new wife kinda smells bad and looks like Danny devito. I hate Danny devito and his movies.
I will never forget the perfect woman my first wife was and it’s all thanks to this beautiful app. If you ever wanna find the perfect partner, I highly recommend this app. It’s silly yet beautiful.🥹🥹🙏🙏
Shayla, if you’re reading this, please come back to me, I promise to actually(maybe) brush my teeth and maybe shower for you I swear maybe. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🙏🧎🏻♂️➡️🧎🏻♂️➡️🧎🏻♂️➡️
I got remarried through this app, due to not being able to financially support myself but my new wife kinda smells bad and looks like Danny devito. I hate Danny devito and his movies.
I will never forget the perfect woman my first wife was and it’s all thanks to this beautiful app. If you ever wanna find the perfect partner, I highly recommend this app. It’s silly yet beautiful.🥹🥹🙏🙏
Shayla, if you’re reading this, please come back to me, I promise to actually(maybe) brush my teeth and maybe shower for you I swear maybe. 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🙏🧎🏻♂️➡️🧎🏻♂️➡️🧎🏻♂️➡️
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Good app
Spent the afternoon scrolling and it felt like a turtle just woke up from a nap on a sunny day on his favorite log. It may have been a little more like a squirrel that found his stash of acorns he’d been looking for since last year.
Swipe right for sauce🤠
Listen, I downloaded this app as a joke, but now I’m in a full blown romantic multiverse. This isn’t just a dating app. It’s a digital fever dream where every swipe is a plot twist, and every bio is a work of comedic genius l. I’m talking about PhD lever clownery mixed with heartwarming connections. One moment, I’m cackling at someone’s absurd love for taxidermy, the next I’m deep in a 2 AM convo about which dinosaur would be the best boyfriend. Matches don’t just happen, they explode into existence like a rom-com on steroids. The algorithm is playing Cupid with a flamethrower, setting me up with people who match my energy so well making me think my phone is psychic. If you want stale, robotic conversations keep moving. But if you’re ready for an app that delivers dopamine rushes like a slot machine at the gates of heaven, DOWNLOAD THE APP IMMEDIATELY!! Everything you want in a dating app is all here.
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Great!
Great to see new options coming on the market, love the story feature, every dating app should have that
Fun app!
This is fun! Download and find out
