Sad sad sad
Just a sad try at an app for money.
So Cool
Only SuckLord could create a game that is this awesome. It brings you back to the old video arcade days with tons of secret layers and added missions. I’m going to be playing this a ton!!
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About
Embark on a retro side-scrolling adventure across a unique galaxy. Tap to battle, shoot, and fly through challenges, selling bootleg toys to earn money and upgrade your spaceship. Unlock armor and defeat villains to become the ultimate Toy Lord.
✓Retro side-scrolling gameplay
✓Tap-to-jump mechanics
✓Sell bootleg toys for currency
✓Repair and upgrade spaceship
✓Unlock various suits of armor
✓Battle unique villains
✓Collect Laser Swords
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What's New in Sucklord
1.0.2
November 28, 2022
We updated the App Tracking Transparency permission request so our game continues to work on all new devices. Thank you for playing!
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FAQ
What is the main goal of Sucklord?
The main goal of Sucklord is to become the "Toy Lord of Chinatown" by selling bootleg toys, earning money (Suck Bux), repairing your spaceship, and unlocking suits of armor.
How do I get money in Sucklord?
You earn money (Suck Bux) in Sucklord by successfully completing dilemmas presented throughout the game and by selling bootleg toys to "Galactic Jerkbags."
What are Laser Swords in Sucklord?
Laser Swords are power-ups found in the game. They come in different colors (Yellow, Blue, Purple, Pink, Red), with Red lasting the longest, and are used to defeat villains.
Does Sucklord have ads?
Yes, Sucklord contains advertisements. This is a common model for free-to-play games to support development and ongoing updates.
What devices can I play Sucklord on?
Sucklord is supported on iPhone, iPad, and iPod devices, indicating it is designed for iOS users.
What is the age rating for Sucklord?
Sucklord has an age rating of 12+, suggesting it contains content suitable for users aged 12 and older.
When was Sucklord last updated?
Sucklord was last updated on November 28, 2022, indicating recent maintenance and potential improvements.
How does Sucklord compare to other retro space games?
Sucklord offers a unique blend of retro side-scrolling action with a narrative focused on selling bootleg toys and managing finances, setting it apart from typical space combat or exploration games.