The horse pushes my grandma down the stairs
This game is AMAZING I never felt scared at all😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️😍😍😍the smiles the horse gives me makes me feel so happy and calm. I love slapping the horse it’s a great stress reliever!!!🫶🏻🫶🏻also i loved the part when the horse started to run on a treadmill it gave me a huge sense of motivation to get up off my virus infected phone and go do something. For example jump off a roof. Anyway the only downside to this is that the horse actually started talking to me, I thought it was just in the game…oh I was so wrong😱😱😱😱😰😰😰🤯🤯🤯🤯😥😥😥😥😥😨😨😨🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀🫣🫣🫣🫣🫢🫢🫢😦😦😦😧😧😲😲😟😟😟!!!! The horse actually went to my house and started playing the GUITAR. I was traumatized, but it gets worse… the horse saw my grandma and smiled creepil- I mean beautifully and PUSHED MY GRANDMA OFF THE STAIRS😡😡😡😤😤😤🤬🤬🤬😖😣😣
YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY GET THIS GAME AND THE HORSE IS DEFINITELY NOT TELLING ME TO SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!!!❤️❤️❤️
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YOU SHOULD DEFINITELY GET THIS GAME AND THE HORSE IS DEFINITELY NOT TELLING ME TO SAY ANYTHING AT ALL!!!❤️❤️❤️
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Great game I recommend
When I first got this game I thought it would be fun and I first downloaded it as a joke but now I can feel the bugs in my skin and wherever I look I always see the horse in the corner watching me this horse also cooked my father and it French braided my moms toes and my whole family went missing and I saw their bodies in the background while I was playing this game, but other then that it’s a great game you should get it
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Help guys
Hi I’m Kaitlynn I downloaded this game for fun and I thought it was a normal game but I was wrong First my dad went missing and I found him in a dumpster at my school his organs were French braided and had a bite bitten from them and my moms eyeball popped out but now I think he’s after me he has been in my closet and he’s been watching me sleep but it’s really fun
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I love talking horse. This game changed my life.
WHERE DO I START! This game is amazing. It helped me through the deepest depression of my life. The horse came to my house after I got hit by a truck and healed me. This horse saved my life. I am now fully healed, the doctors couldn’t believe it. Talking horse helped me dance through a yellow hallway in my yellow dress as I turn yellow, like music in Sia’s movie music. Me and talking horse are now married, and we have 5 horse human hybrid kids. I love you talking horse, you saved me.
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THIS GAME CAME ALIVE
The quality is so good on this game and the mascot broke into my house and stared at me while I slept and played some SICK BEATS for me and smiled at me creepily
I-I-I-I-it’s great *i don’t need help.*
This game is so fun and addicting I love this game you should share it with all of your friends and family. in fact, you should probably share it with every single person you know. That’s how much I love this game. I swear this is my honest opinion, im totally not being held hostage. The horse is not behind me, there is not a gun barrel directly in my head, im just speaking my own mind! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
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Oh my god, where do I even start?
This is one, if not, one of the worst games I’ve ever seen in the App Store. Those twerking games are bad enough, but at least there’s action. This is just touching a horse in random spots and it making an erotic noise. It’s stare is creepy and the games are crappy. The graphics are horrible. Talking Tom may not have top tier graphics, but at least the game and its characters are cute and pleasant to look at. This flaming garbage looks like it was made by the same people who made The Little Panda Fighter, Ratatoing, and What’s Up?
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This game saved my life
I was told by a doctor that I had 5 days left to live, I wanted to spend my last 5 days wisely do obviously I was going to spend it playing talking horse. I played this game for the whole 5 days and my doctor said that I wasn’t going to die. I also found $1,000,000,000 on the ground the next day so this game is very good
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Amazing!
This app has been amazing so far! Once I downloaded it my screen started glitching, but thats probably because I have an old iPad. I gave it to my little brother to play it and he started doing more productive things! Like knowing how to tie a noose and bringing it to our shed everyday. Once he gets out the shed he tells me he’s going to the park, while he’s carrying a shovel and a big black bag.. That probably has his toys in it for the sandbox! I have not checked the shed yet because he tells me that’s his favorite spot to play this game. And I don’t want to ruin his privacy, or maybe I’m too scared to.
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Best game of 2022 (IGN)
I bought this game at very very rough point in my life, but after I played talking horse I felt young again. Sure I spent all my money on the coins, but come on! It’s a TALKING HORSE! I never got the ad for Avocados from Mexico! 🚼🫑
This is literally peak of all mobile gaming
Words cannot describe how much this game means to me after playing it it has single handily changed my life after playing this work of art this masterpiece of a media form should be preserved for many generations to come
Help
The horse broke into my household and took over my camera s and now watches me and took my freedom away don’t download don’t play at 3:17am
life changing experience
when i downloaded talking horse my life changed. my father came back with milk, my crippling depression was cured, all of my insecurities were no longer insecurities, i became a healthy human being, it's like my life was turned right side up all from a dumb ugly horse!! i now have my life together. thank you talking horse for changing my life and the way i view life 🥰🥰
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Please don’t trust this horse.
It was a dark, stormy night and I was scrolling on the app store with my friend. We came across this game and my friend suggested I get it to goof around. This would be the worst mistake of my life. At first, nothing seemed out of the ordinary with the stallion. I even grew quite attached to it as I played with it. Our relationship grew very personal and close throughout the months until one day I noticed it wouldn’t stop staring at me. I tried texting my friend about it, claiming it was a glitch but they didn’t respond. I kept trying again and again but they never responded. I became worried but continued to play with the steed as a coping mechanism. Then, I noticed my family was gone, all the time. I began to panic, but continued to play with my horse. I found comfort in its smile. A few weeks after my parents disappeared, i had a vivid dream. I was with my horse friend, and it came close to tell a secret. What it said, I will never forget. “I ate them.” I woke up in a cold sweat and immediately opened my phone to delete the app, but the horse was no longer in its house. The background that would’ve been it’s house was now a live video of my closed bedroom door. After about 2 minutes of staring in shock, my door opened, and the horse was there. It attacked me, trying to eat me like it did my family, but i fought it off with my bare hands. I managed to escape the house and hide in the woods. When i came back to the house, it was gone. So listen to me when I say this, do NOT trust this horse. He will deceive you, and eat your family. And probably you next.
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Amzing
I absolutely adore this game so much that im streaming it. This game is amazing and i hope it kidnaps your mothers too :))
Great game
I love the game I have been looking at the house for hours
Help me the horse kidnapped a bus full of children and hid it inside my fridge
This game is just wonderful! The best game I have every played, I would rather play this rather than fortnite any day W game W Ratio keep up the good work 😃
I love this app so so much
I love this app it’s so amazing. Other then the fact that shortly after I downloaded this I felt as if I were being watched. After a few days of this feeling I decided to look around my room to where I discovered a camera in my room. I then turned around and saw the horse. He did his little dance and the pranced out of my room to where I heard to gun shots. I ran out of my room and saw that the horse had shot both of my parents and was in the process and swallowing my sister! But other than that, the game play is great!
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I AM IN A 7 YEAR HEALTHY RELATIONSHIP WITH THIS HORSE
I downloaded this game and once I saw this horses face, I HAD TO PLAY FOR ATLEAST 237 HOURS. I was talking to my horse and I said. “ I want to marry you” and he said the same thing back. We have been going on dates for months and are now happily married with 127 kids. I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS SEXY LOVELY HOT HORSE. He even called me a babe 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍🚶♀️😍😍❤️😍😍😍❤️😍❤️❤️😍❤️😍❤️😘😘😘😘
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What an outstanding app
I am a very lonely person and do not make friends easily, but this app changed that for me. Ever since I downloaded Talking Horse my life has been happier, and I even changed as a person. Before I had this app, I was a lonely, grouchy, and unsettling person. Then this horse came into my life. He has made me an open minded person and such a sweetheart. I have made so many more friends and now I have the confidence to run for president. This app is such a life changer.
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