Farming Reviews
The developer responses are unprofessional 💀 Did teenagers make this? Anyway, just updating my review.
Response from developer
Teenagers? If only. Maybe then we’d have TikTok clout and less caffeine debt. Reviews aren’t required and the price tag’s right there in bold. Honest Tea isn’t hiding behind filters or fake free trials; we serve it straight. If that feels unprofessional, maybe Honest Tea just isn’t your flavor.
Mean girls app
Response from developer
Wrong tea, bestie 💅. Honest Tea doesn’t post about anyone, no profiles, no photos, no gossip. It’s a private AI tool that analyzes your own chats for red and green flags ☕🚩. Sounds like you’ve got us mixed up with one of those anonymous posting apps 👀.
Fire app we all need it
Response from developer
Thanks for the review bestie 🙌
Subscription before using the app
Unethical and just wrong
Response from developer
👀 Tea check: nobody’s “posting” your boyfriend here, bestie. Honest Tea doesn’t do public call-outs, profiles, or dragging men on a wall of shame 💀. It’s a private AI tool where users scan their own chats for red/green flags 🚩☕. Sounds like you’ve got us mixed up with a totally different app.
Makes no sense?
Addition: not an AI bot. Really disheartening to see the developers and owners of this app not take responsibility for their coercive ways on trying to get you into a subscription. Theyre right they dont force you into a subscription, BUT in order to use ANY part of the app you mist pay.
Response from developer
👀 Sounds like a horror movie: “Trapped in the Subscription Screen.” Plot twist though, Honest Tea doesn’t force reviews and there’s always an exit ✌️. Promise it’s not a hostage situation, just an AI spilling red flags ☕🚩.
Not user friendly
Response from developer
👀 Plot twist: Honest Tea doesn’t make you post anyone, ever. No public roasting, no secret gossip boards, just private AI vibes checks ☕🚩. Sounds like we got mixed up with another app, bestie. But hey, at least you cancelled before spilling tea in the wrong cup 💅.
No free trial
Response from developer
Fair tea 🍵, asking for stars on day one can feel like “so… marriage?” on the first date 😅. Reviews are totally optional though 🤞. We’re just a tiny team, and every review helps us get in front of more people. As for the trial, some apps go free first, others go straight to premium. We trust the tea speaks for itself ☕✨.
Remove or will be suing for defamation of character
Response from developer
This review is a mix-up 🙃. Honest Tea never posts or shares anyone’s info publicly, it’s a private AI tool for analyzing your own chats only. No profiles, no gossip, no exposure.
Makes no sense?
Tea Posts Lies About Minors
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idk yet
Tea App for woman
Response from developer
Thanks for the review bestie 🙌
Kinda trash
Response from developer
Ouch 😅 fair take, but here’s the tea, ChatGPT will give you vibes, Honest Tea gives you receipts ☕🚩. We’re a tiny team making dating safer (and a little funnier), so yeah, it’s paywalled to keep the AI running and your convos private. If a guy’s acting trash, we’ll call it quicker than your group chat 💅.
🤔🤨
Response from developer
Hey bestie 👋 just to clear the air, Honest Tea doesn’t secretly slide in annual charges. If you picked the weekly plan, it stays weekly 💅. The annual option’s there only if you choose it, and both can be canceled anytime in two taps. No tricks, just tea. ☕✨
Can’t give review without checking out app
I’ve nothing to note as I’ve not actually used the app yet. I’ll update once I am able.
Response from developer
Totally fair 😂, reviewing an app before using it is like giving Yelp stars before the food even arrives. Just to clarify: reviews aren’t actually required to use Honest Tea (promise ✋). We’re a small team and real feedback helps us grow, so thanks for dropping one anyway! Hope you’ll update once you’ve had a proper sip. ☕✨
NOT FREE APP
Response from developer
We hear you 👀 but just to clear it up, leaving a review isn’t mandatory (pinkie promise 🤞). And yep, the app runs on a subscription because keeping the AI sharp + private isn’t free (we’re literally a tiny team brewing all this tea ☕). $8 covers unlimited vibes and can be canceled anytime, no traps. Honest reviews help us reach more people, but no one’s forcing you to write one. 💅
Tae
Response from developer
Thanks for the review bestie 🙌
Defamation
Response from developer
This seems to be a mix-up with another app. Honest Tea does not allow users to post, share, or review anyone publicly. Our app only analyzes text you personally upload for private dating safety insights. Nothing is ever posted or shared about you.
