Tele-Duck

Got a problem? Tell the duck. Got a question? Ask the duck. Tele-Duck is the world's most prestigious duck-based consultation service — staffed entirely by rubber ducks. Choose your duck, share what's on your mind, and receive the sassy, quack-tastic wisdom you deserve. Whether you need advice on life's big questions or just want someone (something?) to listen, the duck has heard it all. Features: • 17 unique duck specialists, each with their own vibe • Tell the Duck mode for problems, complaints, and venting • Ask the Duck mode for yes/no life decisions • Swap ducks anytime — a fresh perspective is just a quack away • Sound effects for maximum quackery Not responsible for any quack-tastic life decisions.