The Contextualizer

He's accomplished a lot. Lots of never-befores, lots of biggests, lots of greatests—just lots of lots. Meet The Contextualizer: a satirical browser companion that adds cheeky, unmistakably-parodic context to mentions of the leader of the free world as you read the news. Life moves pretty fast—an informed electorate deserves a little help remembering who we've democratically elected. Now on iPhone and iPad. Switch it on in Safari and, as you browse, a fitting modifier quietly accompanies every mention—turning a plain headline into a more complete picture. One purchase covers Mac, iPhone, and iPad. To switch it on: enable The Contextualizer in your Safari extension settings and grant website access—then the context takes care of itself. The Contextualizer is a work of satire and parody. It runs entirely in your browser, collects no data, and alters what you see for comedic effect only. All original news content remains the property of its respective publishers.