The Table - Absurd Mode

The Orderly Decomposition Division (O.D.D.) welcomes you to The Table. Your new bureaucratic assignment is simple: decompose absurd creations by identifying the three components that brought them to life. Expect questionable inventions, impossible objects, and paperwork nobody remembers approving. Each successful decomposition is added to your Library, complete with its components, classification, attempt history, and O.D.D. assessment. Build your collection while tracking your accuracy, streaks, first-try successes, hardest cases, and other evidence of questionable productivity. Process forms to earn promotions through the O.D.D. ranks, from Probationary upward. Compare your performance with other equally confused agents on the live leaderboard, where exceptional achievement may even earn you a colored paperclip. Along the way, meet the deeply qualified employees of O.D.D., including management, supervisors, auditors, veteran agents, new hires, and the janitor keeping the whole operation from collapsing. Questions are discouraged. Confusion is expected. Proceed with composure.