There Is No Game Achievements

While the speaker is moving around, press it within 3 seconds.

You made the right choice.

Break all the bricks before the program says “Goat.”

You made the right choice.

I was expecting a word, you know, something that makes sense. But you think you’re smart.

Use the metal crate to bounce one of the letters from the title up and down 10 times in a row without letting it hit the ground.

You should be ashamed of yourself!