There Is No Game Achievements
Total achievements: 34
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Private Detective
Go through the trash.
84%

Have you no shame?
Find the naughty pictures.
83%

Administrator
Get past the computer security and gain the incredible power... to tell time.
79%

There's a bug in the soup
Finish chapter 1.
77%

Conspiracy theorist
Read all the messages that reveal the real truth!
74%

A soundly led quest
Finish chapter 2.
64%

Raiders of the lost game
"Snakes...Why did it have to be snakes?"
59%

Princess saver
Finish chapter 3.
57%

Serial Clicker
Click, click, click. More clicks. Even more clicks!
55%

To infinity and beyond!
Make some 600 lb armor fly.
55%

One Punch Man
Get rid of a super bad guy with a single hit.
52%

The end of the ordeal
Finish chapter 4.
52%

A friend of the animals... or not.
Demonstrate your love for animals using a bucket and some water.
51%

Headshot
Smash a skull in this happy, family-friendly game.
50%

It's a trap!
Blindly follow the arrows.
50%

It's not over yet
Finish chapter 5.
49%

Outside the box
Find the key to the underwater door.
48%

Home at last
Finish chapter 6.
44%

I want to PLAY!!
Make the wrong decision and risk the complete annihilation of the intergalactic universe.
34%

This is not a Beat'em up
Beat up an innocent bystander.
28%

Follow the guide!
Find the squirrel hiding in the Verdant Landscape.
23%

Future of the planet, and all that...
Make the right decision and go back to bed.
17%

Life sentence
Volontarily drown the Hero.
14%

Roshambo Addict
Become the world's worst "Rock, Paper, Scissors" player.
14%

Carmack junior
Enter GiGi's code without making a single mistake.
13%

Random luck!
In the dimensional temple, find the combination without reading the runes.
12%

Spam
Harass Sherlock Holmes over the Telettrophone.
11%

Serge Karamasov
Jump over a chair.
8%

Blue moon
Get a blue moon... or almost.
7%

Who you gonna call?
Use a cell phone to call someone with magical powers.
7%

Better than Mr. Radar
You've got to be a Spaceballs fan to find the solution.
6%

Skeet shoot
Destroy all the validation signs.
5%

Honey, I blew up the Hero
In the house, turn the Hero into a giant without using the monocle.
4%

Wrong Dimension
Call "you know who" on the Telettrophone.
0%
