TODIE - Spicy Task Alarm

TODIE is TODO or DIE. Do it, or die trying. You're gonna procrastinate again? Fine. Then I'll nag you to death. ■ 5-Stage Escalation Hit "Done" when the alarm goes off. That's it. But you won't. That's why this exists. Stage 1: Nagging — "Hey, you gonna do it?" Stage 2: Sarcasm — "Leaving it to tomorrow-you again?" Stage 3: Anger — "Are you seriously not doing this?" Stage 4: Contempt — "..." Stage 5: Giving Up — App locks. Until you write a reflection. The higher the stage, the smaller the "Done" button gets. The "Skip" button? It runs away. Good luck catching it. ■ Alarms That Hunt You Down Pretend you didn't hear it? Won't work. Every 1 or 5 minutes, it rings again. Until you do it. There's no ignoring this. ■ Reflection Essay Pushed to Stage 5? App's locked. Want it back? Write a reflection. 10 characters? "You call that a reflection?" 20? "Almost there, keep going." Pass 30 to unlock. Half-assed won't cut it. ■ Death Gauge Skip once, it fills up. 5 bars full? Straight to reflection mode. Write one and it resets. Don't thank me. ■ 60+ Spicy Lines Alarm lines, completion lines, rejection lines. Every word is designed to sting. Compliments? None. If there are, they're backhanded. ■ Task Management Categories, repeat settings, nag intervals, alarm times. Fully customizable. Edit, delete, whatever. Running away? Not an option. ■ 8 Languages Korean, English, Japanese, Chinese, French, German, Italian, Spanish. Same tone in every language — spicy and direct. There are plenty of to-do apps. But only one that nags you when you don't. TODIE. Do it. Or die.