Sage is horrid
I only downloaded Touch of Sage because I needed a high-precision blueprint to build a life-sized replica of a medieval catapult out of recycled milk cartons. Next thing I know, my mom gets obsessed with "cleansing the lawn," throws away all her furniture, and is now technically kinda homeless, living full-time in my neighbor's treehouse. While I was actively negotiating her rent with the neighbor's eight-year-old, a stray goat ate my phone. As I chased the goat down the train tracks to get my app data back, I didn't hear the horn and got absolutely walloped by a westbound freight train. I survived, but my left shoe is gone forever. This app has absolutely nothing to do with siege weaponry.
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BBBobbib bobsonson
The magical touch of sage
Once upon a time I was STARVING and I walked into my lunchroom and to my delighted surprise I was greeted with a golden corn dog. I gatherbeoned dog and sat by myself ) : the second my teeth hit that dawg I I was sent into a delicious Como. I woke up in the nurses office TWENNY SEVEN DAY. Then I died. #Worth it! #frombeyondthegrave
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Ttftfgyghh
Terrible service
At my school, I get served chicken and rice practically every day. Nothing like the advertise, even though they say “they’ve changed”
RRedlightning27
Touched by Sage Worker
My day was going well, the birds were chirping, sun shining, and I was excited to eat a hot dog from the my school’s cafeteria that I had ordered from the app. However, after 40 minutes of waiting, my hot dog never came. I called the chief manager, and he told me to come to the back of kitchen. As I entered through the steel doors, I saw him. The door shut and locked behind me. “Your hot dog is served.” said the manager, as he pulled down his pants. That night, I discovered the true meaning of “Touch of Sage”
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Poor
Never change their menu. App is super hard to use…
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