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This release? Very bazinga. There’s no other way to describe it. Do you know the phrase? Some people think it was coined by Sheldon, the sentient turtle from the television documentary about the big bang, but that is a flat and arrogant lie. Bazinga is a state of mind. Bazinga is the nurturing kiss of time’s warm bosom, laid out on canvas and painted in still-life by a famous artist, such as Bob Ross, Rick Ross, or Ricky Bobby. If it were up to me? Sheldon would be most unwelcome in this or any other telephone application hereto-forth. This man has never once reached a state of pure bazinga a day in his life. Banned, I say. Can you imagine? He would be unable to enjoy the vast delights of this app update, including a whole new suite of curated Australian music programs from triple j Unearthed. And that, my friends, is the most bazinga of all.