Uneventful: Nothing Journal

Uneventful is a journal for days when nothing happened. It has no text field. Most journals ask what you did today. This one already knows. ONE BUTTON Open the app, press "Nothing happened", close the app. That is the whole entry. If you want to be more specific, you can choose "Nothing much", "Absolutely nothing" or "Something almost happened". Details are not collected. THE STREAK Every consecutive day of nothing counts. Forgot yesterday? You can still log it. It was probably nothing. Anything older is lost to history. THE RECORD A heatmap of your year, one square per day, shaded by how little happened. Underneath: days of nothing, your nothing rate, the longest streak, the most uneventful month, and the days that went unrecorded. ANOMALIES If something did happen, you can say so, in one word: work, health, family, weather or other. It is recorded as an anomaly and shown in a different colour. What happened is not recorded. This is not that kind of journal. WHO IT IS FOR People for whom a quiet day is the best kind. On-call engineers and nurses whose good shifts are the ones where nothing happened. New parents and carers. People in recovery, or living with a condition that flares, who already count the calm days in their heads. Anyone who finds gratitude journals a bit much. "HEY SIRI, NOTHING HAPPENED" Log the day by voice, from the Home Screen widget, or with one tap in the app. Every entry is stamped, dated and numbered. YOUR YEAR IN NOTHING A share card for the end of the year, or any time you want to show people how little has been going on. THE WIDGET A Home Screen widget with the same button, so the day can be logged without opening the app. Lock Screen widgets show the streak. REMINDERS, IF YOU WANT THEM An optional evening nudge, in case you forget that nothing happened. An optional Monday summary of the week just ended. And on 1 January, your year in nothing, with a certificate you can print. PAY FOR NOTHING Uneventful is free. If you would like to pay for nothing anyway, you can become a Patron of Nothing. You get gold ink for your stamps and our gratitude. Nothing else. NOTHING LEAVES YOUR PHONE No account. No network. No analytics. The record lives on your device and nowhere else. Uneventful takes the absence of events seriously. Milestones are acknowledged. A week of nothing is remarkable. A hundred days is historic, though historians will not study it. A full year of nothing in a row makes you the record. Press the button when nothing happened. That is all.