Vending Vending Co

Step right up to the world's most dishonest vending machine! Take orders, count change, and skim a little off the top while keeping your customers smiling. Profit and satisfaction are waiting for you! Ever bought from a vending machine, only for it to error out or jam the item halfway? What if it was on purpose? That's how we REALLY make our profit. We cheat our customers, and now it's your turn to run the scam. Enter the world of Vending Vending Co.! You're the brain behind an AI-powered vending machine with one impossible goal: hit performance targets that should not be possible. Short the change, bribe the crowd, do whatever it takes. Pull it off and this little machine goes from stuck in a corner to a global brand rolling off the production line everywhere! FEATURES ● Run the scam on every customer. Take their money, hold back the change, and pocket the difference. ● Keep them smiling. Bribe customers with cash or free products to keep your satisfaction bar from crashing. ● Hit BOTH targets. Miss your profit goal OR your satisfaction goal and your shift is over. Nail both and you're on your way to the top. ● Guard your reputation. Satisfaction only ever drops, so push your luck too far and the whole operation collapses. ● Climb the ranks. Five levels of escalating chaos, from a cushy opening shift to a white-knuckle finale where one slip ends the run. ● Watch the register. Make change against the clock and rake in a full vault before time runs out. ● Bust the fakes. Spot counterfeit bills before they hit your drawer. Honest shopkeeper or small-time crook? The machine doesn't judge. Your customers might. What are you waiting for? Start scamming today!