my balls are microplastic free
doctor said i might be infertile. brutal. months of trying, nothing. i’m spiraling, googling everything, blaming genetics, fate, whatever.
then i scan my usual bottled water with vera. turns out i’ve basically been drinking liquified lego.
switch to the “clean” options it recommends. fast forward a few weeks… suddenly i’m not infertile anymore and my wife is pregnant.
went back to the doctor, he shrugged and said “honestly… could be the microplastics.”
not saying vera gave me superpowers, but the timeline is suspiciously heroic.
then i scan my usual bottled water with vera. turns out i’ve basically been drinking liquified lego.
switch to the “clean” options it recommends. fast forward a few weeks… suddenly i’m not infertile anymore and my wife is pregnant.
went back to the doctor, he shrugged and said “honestly… could be the microplastics.”
not saying vera gave me superpowers, but the timeline is suspiciously heroic.
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