Vibe Wars

Win the feed. Keep your soul. Vibe Wars is a fast, funny collectible card battler about the absurd tribes of internet culture. Draft a crew — Vibe Coders, Crypto Idiots, Alpha Flex Bros, Tesla Cultists, LinkedIn Thought Leaders, Clout Chasers or Looksmaxxers — and duel the algorithm in snappy two-minute matches. Play minions with Attack and Health onto the board, trade blows, and drop your rival's Followers to zero before they cancel you. Easy to learn in a single match, and full of satirical bite. FEATURES • Quick two-minute duels — play a full match on a coffee break • 80+ illustrated cards, each a lovingly savage internet stereotype • 7 crews with their own synergies, plus Taunt, Charge and Deathrattle keywords • A tap-to-attack board with juicy combat feedback and a smart rival AI • 100% offline. No accounts, no ads, no tracking, no nonsense. Ship over sleep. Number go up. Escaped the matrix. Agree?