This app fixed my marriage
> Be me M35 going into my 7th year of undergrad for theatre and my minor in conservative arts
> Already married but wife makes me sit in the chair I DINT LIKE THE CHAIR!! >:(((
> Meet Alyssa (fake name) F17 a newly graduated freshman
> She takes my morning breath away at first glance *insert LEGO Batman gif*
> We already know where this is going
> I approach her, my gamer sups belly bounces up and down as I move in for the kill
> I say her pigtails remind me of the cuteness and innocence of younger girls
> She blushes and giggles and tells me she wants to tickle the hairs of my neckbeard (3rd neck in between the 2nd and 4th to clarify)
> I let out a hooty holler and tell her about my impressive Touhou figurine collection wink at her when describing the exclusive limited time bunny girl versions of both Hakurei Reimu and Kirisame Marisa
> She squirms with excitement and exclaims proudly she similarly has both of those figures
> I just died in your arms tonight .mp3
> ffw 2 years
> Be me M37 in my 9th year of undergrad my minor and major swapped with each other
> I stopped talking to Alyssa F19 now #expired
> TLDR nothing really changed from this AND MY WIFE STILL MAKES ME SIT IN THE CHAIR HRMMPH!! >:(((
> Go Vols!
> Already married but wife makes me sit in the chair I DINT LIKE THE CHAIR!! >:(((
> Meet Alyssa (fake name) F17 a newly graduated freshman
> She takes my morning breath away at first glance *insert LEGO Batman gif*
> We already know where this is going
> I approach her, my gamer sups belly bounces up and down as I move in for the kill
> I say her pigtails remind me of the cuteness and innocence of younger girls
> She blushes and giggles and tells me she wants to tickle the hairs of my neckbeard (3rd neck in between the 2nd and 4th to clarify)
> I let out a hooty holler and tell her about my impressive Touhou figurine collection wink at her when describing the exclusive limited time bunny girl versions of both Hakurei Reimu and Kirisame Marisa
> She squirms with excitement and exclaims proudly she similarly has both of those figures
> I just died in your arms tonight .mp3
> ffw 2 years
> Be me M37 in my 9th year of undergrad my minor and major swapped with each other
> I stopped talking to Alyssa F19 now #expired
> TLDR nothing really changed from this AND MY WIFE STILL MAKES ME SIT IN THE CHAIR HRMMPH!! >:(((
> Go Vols!
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