Wedding Hell I Sit?

Where the hell do I sit? You're the wedding planner, and tonight's banquet is about to start. The hall is booked, the lobster is on its way and the couple is still getting changed, while the guests arrive in waves: the groom's relatives, the bride's relatives, friends, colleagues… and the ex. Every one of them has opinions about where they sit. EVERY GUEST HAS RULES • The Aunt must sit at the head table, and asks every single guest beside her when they're getting married. • The Gossips get louder with every other gossip at the table. If the couple's ex sits with them, it's the best night of their lives. • The Kid needs family close by, or cries loud enough to sour the whole table. • The Mahjong Friends start a game when four of them share a table. Three is worse than none. • The Feng Shui Master must face the stage. Seat him with his back to it and the whole table's luck turns. Hong Kong alone has 28 kinds of guest, each with their own likes, dislikes, story and personal disaster. JOY × ATMOSPHERE Every table scores its joy times its atmosphere. Singles side by side, a table full of groomsmen and bridesmaids, the old pop star next to the stage: multipliers stack on multipliers, and a well-planned table scores ten times a careless one. Seat someone badly and you'll hear about it straight away. EIGHT WEDDINGS, ONE RUN Each wedding is bigger than the last, from a two-table private room to a grand ballroom of nearly fifty guests, with a score to beat and a mission for extra pay. Between weddings, spend your earnings at the wedding supply shop: a lobster upgrade, a champagne tower, a karaoke machine, the matchmaker, dragon-and-phoenix candles. Items stay for the rest of the run and stack into combos. Clear all eight, then see how far you get in endless mode. ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN ONCE DINNER STARTS Incidents strike when the banquet begins: a guest drunk under the table, the boss calling everyone back to the office, the ex walking in and freezing the entire hall. And who is the mystery guest in the hat? A rich tycoon, a wedding crasher, the groom's old form teacher… or the couple's Shiba Inu? THREE PLACES, THREE KINDS OF WEDDING • Hong Kong: Chinese restaurants and hotel ballrooms, in Cantonese. • Taiwan: roadside banquets, temple squares and a hundred-table feast, in Taiwanese Mandarin, with guests of its own: the councillor doing the rounds, the village chief, the drinking-game uncle and great-grandma. • China: from a restaurant's private room to an outdoor village feast, in Simplified Chinese, with the blind date, the wedding photographer and the humblebragger. Every region has its own guests, items, venues and save, like a separate game. FILL THE BOOK The collection book fills as you play: every guest's profile and story, illustrated incident cards, the mystery guest's identities, every item, and 39 Game Center achievements. TRY IT FREE, BUY IT ONCE The first 6 weddings are free. If you like it, one purchase unlocks the full game. No ads, no subscription, no account, and it plays offline. LANGUAGE The game's text is in Chinese only: Traditional Chinese (Hong Kong in Cantonese, Taiwan in Taiwanese Mandarin) and Simplified Chinese.