I have turned into buddy holly
and my girl has turned into mary tyler mooreโฆ.. 10/10
Weezify changed me
I was alone, depressed, had cancer and died, then my ghost looked upon the App Store to find Weezifyโฆโฆ it was an immediate download and after the app was opened I felt it. My body electrifying back to life as my soul was restored, the cancer jumped out of my mouth and then proceeded to jump off my apartment buildings roof. I grew into the exact body type of prime Ronnie Coleman, my hair grew back into luscious long locs those resembling of a 1980s rock band frontman, I instantly went from chopped to looking like prime Chico lachowski, my dingaling grew around 15 feet and thousands of hot babes surrounded me practically clawing at me just for a piece of post Weezify me. Thank you Rivers Cuomo, what a magical and beautiful man you are.
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Simply a ๐ง๐๐๐!
Weezer fans~ you need this app! Hundreds of demo gems that are absolute bangers and so much insight into Rivers writing process and craft. It gives you a look into his life, and talents, in a way that Iโve yet to see any other musicians share. Buy the bundles, trust me on that! Absolutely worth it!
BEST APP EVER
This blows Spotify out of the water easily
LiFe ChAnGiNg
Best app of my life I will be buying even more
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What the helly bro? Why is ts lowk peakโฆ.
Rivers cuomo took my demo virginity
Thank you rivers! I love this app! I love your demos! Tickle me!
Positively Weezy
As weezily weezy, as you could imagine!
River
I donโt need any other media to live a a fully life weezer makes me happy river is my favorite he is so swag I hope he sees this bc he is so huzz
completes me
this app made me whole as a person. before installing i didnt know who i was or what to do with my life, but now? i have it all figured out. i have 2 cats, a dog, and 3 children along with my loving wife all because of this app. i genuinely dont know where i could be without this beautiful creation. thank you for changing my life rivers โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
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This feels make believe BUT ITS REAL
Honestly I kinda wanted to find some peace but then I found THIS APP and I was like HOLD ME IS THIS REAL? Iโm really gonna haunt you everyday rivers because THIS APP IS INCREDIBLE You can use this app anywhere anytime and especially in Beverly Hills THIS IS SUCH A PITY FROM HOW AWSOME THIS APP IS the damage in your heart is DEFINITELY GOING THE OTHER WAY your starting to freak me OUT from how awesome this IS SO PARDON ME IF IM ACTING CRAZY BUT MY BEST FRIEND LOVES THIS AS WELL honestly this is a perfect situation I JUST.. I JUST.. I LOVE WE ARE ALL ON DRUGS?!
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river cumo
please be my girlfriend i listen to the very cool band weesr
Life changing
Truly life changing musical (and touch screen) experience
Stopped working
Pretty cool. Owned all but two bundles. Enjoy my donation, I guess?
Amazing App Rivers!
The app works perfectly 99% of the time and the demos which are on the app are incredible. I love how far River's demos span over and include so much amazing music for a little price. I also enjoy listening to other people's work too which is nice feature to have. The frequent updates of the app is another plus and makes it smooth working. Great app Rivers!
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Weezerific!
It works! Good job, Rivers!
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WEEZER
IโM WEEZING IT!!!!!!
My name is Jonas, Iโm the real Jonas. Before this I lived in Surf Wax America, but now I live in Beverly Hills, and I just threw out the love of my dreams for Weezify. Itโs not the perfect situation because the world has turned and left me here, but Weezify is helping me cope. Weezify is my life. I keep seeing Rivers Coumo, but only in dreams, he keeps telling me to listen to Buddy Holly. This beautiful and amazing app has all my favorite songs and I love listening to it in the garage. I always listen to it on my favorite holiday. Say it ainโt so, but I eat pork and beans in my favorite sweater on that holiday too. Rivers Cuomo is the greatest man to ever live, but my mum and father think heโs a troublemaker :( I thought I knew about this cold dark world, but Weezify helped me say that itโs OK human. No one else couldโve changed my life the way Weezify did.
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I love weezify
Hello, My Name Is Jonas. For the longest time, my favorite band was Buddy Holly, till I became a Weezer fan as a part of Cuomoville. My life before was like No One Elseโs. I was tired of sex and lived In The Garage of my parents house in Surf Wax America. We then went on a holiday to Beverly Hills. It sure was El Scorcho over there. Anyways, for lunch we had some pork and beans and talking about my sweater that needed fixing (someone pulled a string as I walked away, so it unraveled). Then my dear mother said it was unfixable. Say It Ainโt So! I was distraught, but weezify was there to comfort me. Now, Iโm living the Good Life in Cuomoville, and gosh darn it I WANT MY SEX!!!!
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Get weezzed
I love this app but I have to pay for some things but it not bad
