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What the helly bro? Why is ts lowk peak….
Rivers cuomo took my demo virginity
Thank you rivers! I love this app! I love your demos! Tickle me!
Positively Weezy
As weezily weezy, as you could imagine!
River
I don’t need any other media to live a a fully life weezer makes me happy river is my favorite he is so swag I hope he sees this bc he is so huzz
completes me
this app made me whole as a person. before installing i didnt know who i was or what to do with my life, but now? i have it all figured out. i have 2 cats, a dog, and 3 children along with my loving wife all because of this app. i genuinely dont know where i could be without this beautiful creation. thank you for changing my life rivers ❤️🩹
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This feels make believe BUT ITS REAL
Honestly I kinda wanted to find some peace but then I found THIS APP and I was like HOLD ME IS THIS REAL? I’m really gonna haunt you everyday rivers because THIS APP IS INCREDIBLE You can use this app anywhere anytime and especially in Beverly Hills THIS IS SUCH A PITY FROM HOW AWSOME THIS APP IS the damage in your heart is DEFINITELY GOING THE OTHER WAY your starting to freak me OUT from how awesome this IS SO PARDON ME IF IM ACTING CRAZY BUT MY BEST FRIEND LOVES THIS AS WELL honestly this is a perfect situation I JUST.. I JUST.. I LOVE WE ARE ALL ON DRUGS?!
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river cumo
please be my girlfriend i listen to the very cool band weesr
Life changing
Truly life changing musical (and touch screen) experience
Stopped working
Pretty cool. Owned all but two bundles. Enjoy my donation, I guess?
Amazing App Rivers!
The app works perfectly 99% of the time and the demos which are on the app are incredible. I love how far River's demos span over and include so much amazing music for a little price. I also enjoy listening to other people's work too which is nice feature to have. The frequent updates of the app is another plus and makes it smooth working. Great app Rivers!
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Weezerific!
It works! Good job, Rivers!
Idk
WEEZER
I’M WEEZING IT!!!!!!
My name is Jonas, I’m the real Jonas. Before this I lived in Surf Wax America, but now I live in Beverly Hills, and I just threw out the love of my dreams for Weezify. It’s not the perfect situation because the world has turned and left me here, but Weezify is helping me cope. Weezify is my life. I keep seeing Rivers Coumo, but only in dreams, he keeps telling me to listen to Buddy Holly. This beautiful and amazing app has all my favorite songs and I love listening to it in the garage. I always listen to it on my favorite holiday. Say it ain’t so, but I eat pork and beans in my favorite sweater on that holiday too. Rivers Cuomo is the greatest man to ever live, but my mum and father think he’s a troublemaker :( I thought I knew about this cold dark world, but Weezify helped me say that it’s OK human. No one else could’ve changed my life the way Weezify did.
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I love weezify
Hello, My Name Is Jonas. For the longest time, my favorite band was Buddy Holly, till I became a Weezer fan as a part of Cuomoville. My life before was like No One Else’s. I was tired of sex and lived In The Garage of my parents house in Surf Wax America. We then went on a holiday to Beverly Hills. It sure was El Scorcho over there. Anyways, for lunch we had some pork and beans and talking about my sweater that needed fixing (someone pulled a string as I walked away, so it unraveled). Then my dear mother said it was unfixable. Say It Ain’t So! I was distraught, but weezify was there to comfort me. Now, I’m living the Good Life in Cuomoville, and gosh darn it I WANT MY SEX!!!!
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Get weezzed
I love this app but I have to pay for some things but it not bad
Very good app
I like
I’M WEEZING IT!!!!!!
My name is Jonas, I’m the real Jonas. Before this I lived in Surf Wax America, but now I live in Beverly Hills, and I just threw out the love of my dreams for Weezify. It’s not the perfect situation because the world has turned and left me here, but Weezify is helping me cope. Weezify is my life. I keep seeing Rivers Cuomo, but only in dreams, hopefully I’ll see him in real life one day. This beautiful and amazing has all my favorite songs and I love listening to it in the garage. I always listen to it on my favorite holiday. Say it ain’t so, but I eat pork and beans in my favorite sweater on that holiday too. Rivers Cuomo is the greatest man to ever live, but my mum and father think he’s a troublemaker :( I thought I knew about this cold dark world, but Weezify helped me say that it’s OK human.
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Thanks Rivers
Thanks Rivers for making Weezify idk if I could live without this.
Weezify saved me
I was about to jump when I decided to look on the App Store one more time. Weezify, you saved me.
Great app
Pretty good app, although when I first bought a bundle the app was bugged and kept wiping my downloaded songs. After a bit the app stopped being freaky and it worked.( update: the glitch occurred again, its a very annoying problem but other than that the app is good)
